The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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I will pay for Xhaka’s self-driven open top submarine to Italy. :barscarf:

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The one with the dodgy engine and propellors ! :lol: :high5:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 8:10 pm
The one with the dodgy engine and propellors ! :lol: :high5:
Designed by the same company that built the Titanic. :mrgreen:

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:proudtosay:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 9:11 pm
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Looks like our title challenge… :lol:

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xgtdec wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 4:22 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 3:43 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 10:14 am
🚨 Mikel Arteta is teaching Smith Rowe Granit Xhaka's position according to reports

🗣️ Football London reports Smith Rowe is training in central midfield as Arteta aims to teach him a deeper role.

🗣️ Arteta's previous success in transitioning David Silva at Manchester City could bode well for Smith Rowe.

🗣️ Adapting to this new role may be crucial for Smith Rowe's Arsenal career amidst competition in attacking midfield positions.
More like he's teaching ESR how the role should be played - minus the shit like pointing, falling over on the ball, pissing passes away, watching oppo players run past you etc.

But honestly getting rid of Lobotomy Clive and playing Smith-Rowe there is the fucking dream for me. 8)
listen to him, you can tell he's typed that one handed
:lol:

But, yes. Yes, I am. :D

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https://tbrfootball.com/very-unreliable ... e-trusted/

"Dodgy and unreliable, cannot be trusted".........Finally somebody has the balls to call him out. I don't think I have ever heard somebody in the media come right out and say it. Amazing that so few people can see it, the high flying season we've had has covered his many, many inadequacies.

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xisstential wrote:
Sat May 06, 2023 9:23 am
https://tbrfootball.com/very-unreliable ... e-trusted/

"Dodgy and unreliable, cannot be trusted".........Finally somebody has the balls to call him out. I don't think I have ever heard somebody in the media come right out and say it. Amazing that so few people can see it, the high flying season we've had has covered his many, many inadequacies.
Note though the prick that wrote that article, Charles Jones, does not blame Lobotomy Clive for the stupid shit at anfield that fucked our season, but only quotes Oirish pundit, Eamon Dunphy.

Dunphy is well known in Oireland for publicly slaughtering players and managers, but often he has his own agenda or lets his personal dislikes influence his punditry.

Still it's good to see someone call Lobotomy Clive out for the useless cùnt he is.

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 9:16 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri May 05, 2023 9:11 pm
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Looks like our title challenge… :lol:
Not quite we only dropped to 2nd as opposed to where the Scum are...

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Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.

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barnetgooner wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 5:37 pm
Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.
Started off with some dozy dallying on the ball. Did alright to play Saka in. Nearly got embroiled in unnecessary rollarounds with their half wits. Good interception I agree. 7 out of 10 at best. Jorginho held it together on his own.

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barnetgooner wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 5:37 pm
Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.
Thing is today's performance was a "Rarity" as in once in a Blue Moon... He remains the accident that keeps happening and makes our team far less effective and so much more vulnerable to silly slip-ups.

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barnetgooner wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 5:37 pm
Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.
No "winky" ( :wink: ) emoticon so not sure if you are taking the piss or not. :lol:

He made one really good tackle and passed one good pass - not a brilliant pass because it was a yard short of where Saka needed it - to put Saka in. That's a solid 5 out of 10.

But then he dallied on the ball, lost possession cheaply too often, watched as toon attacks ran past him, and being a complete moron he did his best to get dragged into all the stupid childish off the ball bitchiness that risked getting a red card and putting us down to ten men away from home. It was obvious the toon players were trying to provoke him and he fell for it every time.

Maybe the 5 out of 10 was me being generous.... :rubchin: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 8:32 pm
barnetgooner wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 5:37 pm
Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.
No "winky" ( :wink: ) emoticon so not sure if you are taking the piss or not. :lol:

He made one really good tackle and passed one good pass - not a brilliant pass because it was a yard short of where Saka needed it - to put Saka in. That's a solid 5 out of 10.

But then he dallied on the ball, lost possession cheaply too often, watched as toon attacks ran past him, and being a complete moron he did his best to get dragged into all the stupid childish off the ball bitchiness that risked getting a red card and putting us down to ten men away from home. It was obvious the toon players were trying to provoke him and he fell for it every time.

Maybe the 5 out of 10 was me being generous.... :rubchin: :lol:
Jorginho absolutely saved his skin both in terms of performance and also dragging the stupid c.unt out of every argument going

One of the best leadership displays I've seen for a long time for us. Everything this soppy c.unt isn't- composed, efficient with the ball, calming influence, disciplined

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 8:43 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 8:32 pm
barnetgooner wrote:
Sun May 07, 2023 5:37 pm
Absolutely immense in the heat of battle today.

That last ditch block :barscarf:

Post your tributes here.
No "winky" ( :wink: ) emoticon so not sure if you are taking the piss or not. :lol:

He made one really good tackle and passed one good pass - not a brilliant pass because it was a yard short of where Saka needed it - to put Saka in. That's a solid 5 out of 10.

But then he dallied on the ball, lost possession cheaply too often, watched as toon attacks ran past him, and being a complete moron he did his best to get dragged into all the stupid childish off the ball bitchiness that risked getting a red card and putting us down to ten men away from home. It was obvious the toon players were trying to provoke him and he fell for it every time.

Maybe the 5 out of 10 was me being generous.... :rubchin: :lol:
Jorginho absolutely saved his skin both in terms of performance and also dragging the stupid c.unt out of every argument going

One of the best leadership displays I've seen for a long time for us. Everything this soppy c.unt isn't- composed, efficient with the ball, calming influence, disciplined
Just think where we would be if we’d played Jorginho throughout April.
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