Chris Morris' New Film

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goonarmy
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Chris Morris' New Film

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Anyone fancying appearing in the Genius that is Chris Morris' new film?

http://www.warpfilms.com/#page=NewsPage.30

We told you that Chris Morris' terror cell
comedy had been rejected by a fearful Channel 4
and BBC. It seems they have a history of
this. Muslim comedian Omar Mazouk was to
present a mockumentary about misguided
suicide bombers for BBC but this was also
nixed. He took the idea to a TV network in
Denmark instead, where it's getting rave reviews.

And putting two fingers up to TV commissioners,
Morris is turning his Jihadi sitcom into a
film. He's got producers at Warpfilm and a
distributor. All he needs now is enough money
to make the film. Which is where we come in.
Popbitch readers donating between 25 and 100
quid to help get the film made will get the
chance to be in it. So get out your cheque book
and burkha and email:
[email protected]

Chris would not deny or confirm that recruits
who sign up will also get a free al-Qaeda
explosives handbook.

:?:

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Block 18 row 2
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Morris

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Are you a big Morris fan then, goonarmy? I'd love to be involved in this. Got this email back after emailing for more info:

Welcome and thank you for offering to join the struggle.

Your self-brainwashing package will arrive in 14 days.

We shall win! And you will taste the spoils of victory!

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Re: Morris

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Block 18 row 2 wrote:Are you a big Morris fan then, goonarmy? I'd love to be involved in this. Got this email back after emailing for more info:

Welcome and thank you for offering to join the struggle.

Your self-brainwashing package will arrive in 14 days.

We shall win! And you will taste the spoils of victory!
Yea he's a legend, Can't wait.

Will be funding the mentalism as soon as i get paid :barscarf:

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Post by Cus Geezer »

I pitched to Channel 4 the idea for a Reality TV show - 'I'm a Suicide Bomber Get The Fuck Out of Here'

We search for a bunch of gullible fuckwitted morons who want instant notoriety - there's plenty out there - train them to be suicide bombers then in a great twist for a TV moment - as they believe the bombs will go off sending them to Allah unbeknown to them the bombs are only duds.

We did a pilot for it on July 21st 2005, though for some reason it was never shown.

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