alan davies
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alan davies
aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
Re: alan davies
Mayo, man juice, Harry monk, Jiz, spunk, baby yogurt or plain old cum, call it what you like but squirting it in Alan Davies barnet in public has got to be one to tell the grandkids..............Nice work fellatomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!

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Re: alan davies
it was so funny, we had be whinding him up all night - he then chased our mate outside the pub, and one of his friends smacked him!! happy daysWayno wrote:Mayo, man juice, Harry monk, Jiz, spunk, baby yogurt or plain old cum, call it what you like but squirting it in Alan Davies barnet in public has got to be one to tell the grandkids..............Nice work fellatomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!

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Re: alan davies
effing retardstomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!

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Re: alan davies
quick tip.....go away and boil your head in a large pot. if you live then do it again until you DIE.tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!


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Not surprised his mate hit your mate, some people would stab you for less.
Out of order for giving him aggravation all night. If he had come over to you giving it large then fair enough, but if he is just in a pub enjoying a drink with mates then he deserves to be left alone.
I saw Alan Davies walk out of Highbury West Lower a couple of times, never spoke to him though.
Out of order for giving him aggravation all night. If he had come over to you giving it large then fair enough, but if he is just in a pub enjoying a drink with mates then he deserves to be left alone.
I saw Alan Davies walk out of Highbury West Lower a couple of times, never spoke to him though.
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