alan davies

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aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!

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tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
Mayo, man juice, Harry monk, Jiz, spunk, baby yogurt or plain old cum, call it what you like but squirting it in Alan Davies barnet in public has got to be one to tell the grandkids..............Nice work fella 8)

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Wayno wrote:
tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
Mayo, man juice, Harry monk, Jiz, spunk, baby yogurt or plain old cum, call it what you like but squirting it in Alan Davies barnet in public has got to be one to tell the grandkids..............Nice work fella 8)
it was so funny, we had be whinding him up all night - he then chased our mate outside the pub, and one of his friends smacked him!! happy days 8)

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Post by rocky7 »

So basically you are all a bunch of pricks?

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Post by Radford149 »

alan davies is a bit of a moody *word censored*. but he's Arsenal through and through. so to do what you did is fucking pathetic. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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rocky7 wrote:So basically you are all a bunch of pricks?
exactly what I thought Alan Davies is a top bloke and you think anyone with a IQ would find a act of thuggery funny! how old are you 14

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tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
effing retards :banghead:

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tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
quick tip.....go away and boil your head in a large pot. if you live then do it again until you DIE. :banghead: :banghead:

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Post by olgitgooner »

Some people seem to really dislike anyone who is famous.

And go out of their way to annoy that person.

Don't understand it.

And I reckon Allun is a right good bloke. Don't deserve that kind of attention.

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They do it to provoke a reaction, sue em for there millions :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :evil: :twisted:

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Post by QuartzGooner »

Not surprised his mate hit your mate, some people would stab you for less.

Out of order for giving him aggravation all night. If he had come over to you giving it large then fair enough, but if he is just in a pub enjoying a drink with mates then he deserves to be left alone.

I saw Alan Davies walk out of Highbury West Lower a couple of times, never spoke to him though.
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Met many celebs over The Arsenal, been drinking with them had one round me house. But Alan Davies is the most miserable wanker I've come across. Don't agree with abusing him though.

Now Rory Magrath is different class, very funny fucker.

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Met Danny Williams outside East Stand once; very genial, was letting people take photos and signing autographs.

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He's a complete tosser. good on you

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