Have you ever shagged a BIG bird

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:38 pm

now be honest ......and was it good

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:41 pm

to many times and no

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:45 pm

Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:46 pm

olgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!

that means you have you dirty fucker

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:56 pm

Radford149 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
that means you have you dirty fucker

Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.

And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:58 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
Radford149 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
that means you have you dirty fucker
Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.

And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.

oh please fuck off. she was BIG...by the way did you do tongues?
you dirty fucker

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:59 pm

for a better ride, go wide.

cover her in talc and look for the damp patch or any wrinkle above the knee will do but dont go on top as you can burn your arse on the light bulb

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:00 pm

dbrien wrote:for a better ride, go wide.

cover her in talc and look for the damp patch or any wrinkle above the knee will do but dont go on top as you can burn your arse on the light bulb

TOP MAN

Exiled-Gooner · Post by **Exiled-Gooner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Yeah,a few, after a load of beers anything looks beautiful.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:04 pm

Radford149 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
Radford149 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
that means you have you dirty fucker
Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.

And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.
oh please fuck off. she was BIG...by the way did you do tongues?
you dirty fucker

Yup! Licked her nipple, navel and minge. AT THE SAME TIME.

Minge was a bit difficult to find. She had to fart, to give me a clue.

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:05 pm

come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:08 pm

Radford149 wrote:come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one

Your turn to tell all, Radders.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:13 pm

We used to play 'pull the pig' when we were younger. My mate Sean always used to win because he had no fucking standards at all.
He met this one bird that was really nice though and the games finished.
About a year later we were in the pub and I asked her what attracted her to Sean. She said, and I nearly died laughing, "My mates and me were playing pull the pig.........."

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:13 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
Radford149 wrote:come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one
Your turn to tell all, Radders.

where do we begin.........

1. Majorcia - loverly bird .............just a bit big (Gonner though) not a bad bunk up... but we were on the same flight bask to blighty and her fella net us at the airport

2. manc bird (filthy fucker) had a fella who played for stoke (well kown at the time) fuck me was that good.

3. no i've said too much

SCREAM AIM FIRE · Post by **SCREAM AIM FIRE** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:16 pm

nothing wrong with a bitta cussion* for the pushin!

*may have been spelt like a moron...