Have you ever shagged a BIG bird
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:38 pm
now be honest ......and was it good
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:41 pm
to many times and no
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:45 pm
Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!! 
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:46 pm
that means you have you dirty fuckerolgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:56 pm
Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.Radford149 wrote:that means you have you dirty fuckerolgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:58 pm
oh please fuck off. she was BIG...by the way did you do tongues?olgitgooner wrote:Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.Radford149 wrote:that means you have you dirty fuckerolgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.
you dirty fucker
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:59 pm
for a better ride, go wide.
cover her in talc and look for the damp patch or any wrinkle above the knee will do but dont go on top as you can burn your arse on the light bulb
cover her in talc and look for the damp patch or any wrinkle above the knee will do but dont go on top as you can burn your arse on the light bulb
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:00 pm
TOP MANdbrien wrote:for a better ride, go wide.
cover her in talc and look for the damp patch or any wrinkle above the knee will do but dont go on top as you can burn your arse on the light bulb
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:01 pm
Yeah,a few, after a load of beers anything looks beautiful.Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:04 pm
Yup! Licked her nipple, navel and minge. AT THE SAME TIME.Radford149 wrote:oh please fuck off. she was BIG...by the way did you do tongues?olgitgooner wrote:Well, she wasn't MASSIVELY big.Radford149 wrote:that means you have you dirty fuckerolgitgooner wrote:Radders you are DEFINATELY trying to beat all records for the most new threads in one day!!!
And she was a better looker than your Izzy from the radio.
you dirty fucker
Minge was a bit difficult to find. She had to fart, to give me a clue.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:05 pm
come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:08 pm
Your turn to tell all, Radders.Radford149 wrote:come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:13 pm
We used to play 'pull the pig' when we were younger. My mate Sean always used to win because he had no fucking standards at all.
He met this one bird that was really nice though and the games finished.
About a year later we were in the pub and I asked her what attracted her to Sean. She said, and I nearly died laughing, "My mates and me were playing pull the pig.........."
He met this one bird that was really nice though and the games finished.
About a year later we were in the pub and I asked her what attracted her to Sean. She said, and I nearly died laughing, "My mates and me were playing pull the pig.........."
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:13 pm
where do we begin.........olgitgooner wrote:Your turn to tell all, Radders.Radford149 wrote:come on boys lets hear your stories, you've all done one
1. Majorcia - loverly bird .............just a bit big (Gonner though) not a bad bunk up... but we were on the same flight bask to blighty and her fella net us at the airport
2. manc bird (filthy fucker) had a fella who played for stoke (well kown at the time) fuck me was that good.
3. no i've said too much
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:16 pm
nothing wrong with a bitta cussion* for the pushin!
*may have been spelt like a moron...
*may have been spelt like a moron...