It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Maybe because I am a tad drunk and that but have you ever changed the lyrics of songs to something else? for example Duran Duran's hungry like the wolf could read
tuna in brine
a fish course with wine
and Im hungry like the wolf