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Wayno
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Surely Im safe with this one

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Did you hear about the Leper Card game?


One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.
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Post by mcdowell42 »

oh man
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I am offended, I havent had anyone in my family die of leprosy
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Post by Wayno »

Basil or Quartz must have an uncle or aunt that have been fucked up by the this or the plague :roll:
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Post by Captain Fabregas »

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

How do you know when a leper has sent you mail?

His tongue is still on the stamp.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

Because he left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the leper get kicked out of the army?

He kept going into battle unarmed.

What did the Leper say to his mother whilst riding his bike?
Look mum, no hands!
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ds wrote:I am offended, I havent had anyone in my family die of leprosy
Well, not that I know of
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Captain Fabregas wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

How do you know when a leper has sent you mail?

His tongue is still on the stamp.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

Because he left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the leper get kicked out of the army?

He kept going into battle unarmed.

What did the Leper say to his mother whilst riding his bike?
Look mum, no hands!
Sloth said I'm going to eat you.
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Post by olgitgooner »

Leper read the jokes on this thread.

Laughed his head off.
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I'm offended. Not sure by what yet, but I am... :lol: :wink:
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You insensitive bastard
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Post by SPUDMASHER »

If anyone is offended by this thread then just don't post on it. Eventually it will 'drop off' the bottom of the page :lol: :wink:
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I am offended that this has turned into a bad Dad jokes thread.
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Post by Belfast Boy »

As soon as I saw the title I thought this was gonna be a thread wishin the plague on Eboue :oops:
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Post by corkbarry »

:finger: A leper giving Wayno the TWO fingers :lol:
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you've been Aus Goonered to the basement it seems.
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