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Surely Im safe with this one
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:40 pm
by Wayno
Did you hear about the Leper Card game?
One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:41 pm
by mcdowell42
oh man
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 pm
by ds
I am offended, I havent had anyone in my family die of leprosy
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 pm
by Wayno
Basil or Quartz must have an uncle or aunt that have been fucked up by the this or the plague
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 pm
by Captain Fabregas
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
How do you know when a leper has sent you mail?
His tongue is still on the stamp.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
Because he left his foot on the clutch.
Why did the leper get kicked out of the army?
He kept going into battle unarmed.
What did the Leper say to his mother whilst riding his bike?
Look mum, no hands!
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:48 pm
by ds
ds wrote:I am offended, I havent had anyone in my family die of leprosy
Well, not that I know of
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:15 am
by Number 5
Captain Fabregas wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
How do you know when a leper has sent you mail?
His tongue is still on the stamp.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
Because he left his foot on the clutch.
Why did the leper get kicked out of the army?
He kept going into battle unarmed.
What did the Leper say to his mother whilst riding his bike?
Look mum, no hands!
Sloth said I'm going to eat you.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:47 am
by olgitgooner
Leper read the jokes on this thread.
Laughed his head off.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:39 am
by DB10GOONER
I'm offended. Not sure by what yet, but I am...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:54 am
by goonarmy
You insensitive bastard
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:58 am
by SPUDMASHER
If anyone is offended by this thread then just don't post on it. Eventually it will 'drop off' the bottom of the page
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:00 pm
by Nice_Guy
I am offended that this has turned into a bad Dad jokes thread.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:31 pm
by Belfast Boy
As soon as I saw the title I thought this was gonna be a thread wishin the plague on Eboue
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:59 pm
by corkbarry
:finger: A leper giving Wayno the TWO fingers
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14 pm
by goonarmy
you've been Aus Goonered to the basement it seems.