I Clean My Bath with Cif.......

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:43 pm

.........what relevance that has to anything I don't know.

Feel free to comment on that statement.

I'm sure by post number 5 the topic of anti-semitism and the middle east will pop up and it will be locked by tomorrow afternoon.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:28 am

I wonder if Hitler cleaned with Cif?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9wn0nlaEc

"I've been ethnically cleansing for years!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:04 am

DB10 has cif

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:41 am

i use cif with bleach, a much better clean

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:14 am

I always let my wife use the cif it helps to keep my hands soft

Simon · Post by **Simon** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:28 am

RaM wrote:I wonder if Hitler cleaned with Cif?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9wn0nlaEc

"I've been ethnically cleansing for years!

RaM

I can't believe you have posted this link - you really have no shame at all. Have you considered the effect this could have on some Jewish members of this forum?

Frankly when I clicked on this link it made me laugh so much that I am unable to concentrate on my work this morning.

This is entirely your fault and I therefore feel you should be banned immediately, along with Cus who is responsible for the thread in the first place.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:05 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:i use cif with bleach, a much better clean

very dangerous thing to do mate. Mixing the two gives of a constituent of cyanide in the fumes. Leave the cleaning to Elayne in future

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:13 am

RaM wrote:I wonder if Hitler cleaned with Cif?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9wn0nlaEc

"I've been ethnically cleansing for years!

don't be silly...

it would've been called jif when he used it.

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:03 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:i use cif with bleach, a much better clean
very dangerous thing to do mate. Mixing the two gives of a constituent of cyanide in the fumes. Leave the cleaning to Elayne in future

its already mixed in the same tube silly boy

and why was the name changed from jif to cif anyway

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:09 pm

Very dangerous indeed then. Mrs Spuddy works in the NHS and they were told by the manufacturers that there should be time left between using cleaners and bleach. The room should also be well ventilated. I know they sometimes go over the top but it is worrying when the manufacturers are not telling the general public such things.
It's a bit like the smoking-cancer link. Now, I don't doubt that it is bad for you and that it doesn't help but I think more cancer is caused through the shite in our air etc. than by smoking. Actually there is NO conclusive proof that smoking causes it anyway. It may well do but it isn't proven.
I always ask the question that why is it that so many people in Cyprus smoke but there is very little cancer? Probably because it has no industry and all the shite doesn't get pumped into the atmosphere!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:12 pm

Oh yeah, the jif to cif thing was because of the expansion into mainland Europe. The spanish etc. couldn't pronounce jif. Just as they say 'Hosay' for Jose, they couldn't say Jif they said hif.
Still doesn't explain why marathon became snickers though.

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:33 pm

or

opal fruits became starbursts

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:40 pm

Whatever happened to 'Bar Six'?

Whatever happened to 'Spangles'?

Why did they change Cadburys Caramel to Cadburys dairy milk with Caramel? (I would have shagged that bunny)

Why did they stop making 'Golden Nuggets' and then start making 'Corn Pops'?

Why do coco pops turn the milk chocolatey?

I just don't know, I don't and it's killing me

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:16 pm

your a sick man spuddy

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:38 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:your a sick man spuddy

Yeah right, don't tell me you wouldn't