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Who could ask for more :wink:

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these look funny, but the imatges are too small, where are they from, any larger versions around.

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shite thread














i need a cig after that :shock:

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Pass me the telescope so I can have a look at those!

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Yeah I'm a bit disappointed by it myself. It was much bigger when I got it but for some reason photobucket only uploads it that size. It won't let me increase it neither :banghead: :banghead:

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from the top then (for the Magoo's among you)

A power drill that looks like a machine gun

Tabasco sauce eyedrops as used by Chuck Norris

WD40 aftershave

The Gillette 'face fuckerupper' (like a swiss army knife)

A ride on Dyson

Sharp sand labelled as face exfoliator

A scented oil that smells of beer and petrol

A balaclava made from brillo pads

A dremel Arsewhisk for removing stubborn turds (or pleasure in ds' case)

A Bastard bar

An Amazon advert for Debbie Does Dallas with the tag line "People who bought this item also bought Kleenex mansize Tissues and a big Garden shed"

Not funny when you have to explain it though :roll:

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not funny if i could have seen it.

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Basement! :hammer: :redcard2:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:Yeah I'm a bit disappointed by it myself. It was much bigger when I got it but for some reason photobucket only uploads it that size. It won't let me increase it neither :banghead: :banghead:
Oh, Spuddy. Mate. I don't even know where to start with that statement!! TOO EASY!! :lol: :wink:

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I think offering to suck it is your usual starting point isn't it :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Yeah I'm a bit disappointed by it myself. It was much bigger when I got it but for some reason photobucket only uploads it that size. It won't let me increase it neither :banghead: :banghead:
Oh, Spuddy. Mate. I don't even know where to start with that statement!! TOO EASY!! :lol: :wink:
I get loads of e mails for that problem every day. :oops: Shall I forward them? :)

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SPUDMASHER wrote:I think offering to suck it is your usual starting point isn't it :wink:
I think you might be confusing me with Gus! :lol:

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No! Gus doesn't offer to suck it, he insists on doing so :lol: :wink:

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