Page 1 of 2
Gifts for men
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:59 pm
by SPUDMASHER
Who could ask for more

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:05 pm
by 12thGooner
these look funny, but the imatges are too small, where are they from, any larger versions around.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:10 pm
by REB
shite thread
i need a cig after that

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:29 pm
by rodders999
Pass me the telescope so I can have a look at those!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:30 pm
by SPUDMASHER
Yeah I'm a bit disappointed by it myself. It was much bigger when I got it but for some reason photobucket only uploads it that size. It won't let me increase it neither

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:43 pm
by projoe
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:01 pm
by SPUDMASHER
from the top then (for the Magoo's among you)
A power drill that looks like a machine gun
Tabasco sauce eyedrops as used by Chuck Norris
WD40 aftershave
The Gillette 'face fuckerupper' (like a swiss army knife)
A ride on Dyson
Sharp sand labelled as face exfoliator
A scented oil that smells of beer and petrol
A balaclava made from brillo pads
A dremel Arsewhisk for removing stubborn turds (or pleasure in ds' case)
A Bastard bar
An Amazon advert for Debbie Does Dallas with the tag line "People who bought this item also bought Kleenex mansize Tissues and a big Garden shed"
Not funny when you have to explain it though

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:05 pm
by 12thGooner
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:05 pm
by northbankbren
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:22 pm
by Chippy
Basement!

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:42 am
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:44 am
by SPUDMASHER
I think offering to suck it is your usual starting point isn't it

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:13 am
by Chippy
I get loads of e mails for that problem every day.

Shall I forward them?

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:28 am
by DB10GOONER
SPUDMASHER wrote:I think offering to suck it is your usual starting point isn't it

I think you might be confusing me with Gus!

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:29 am
by SPUDMASHER
No! Gus doesn't offer to suck it, he insists on doing so
