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A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"
Chunky Monkey wrote:A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"
on a rural road a local cop pulled a farmer over
"sir do you realise your wife fell out of the car several miles back?the cop asked."thank god " the farmer replied."i thought id gone deaf"