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Schoolboy father Alfie Patten said he plans to join Fathers for Justice......

as he already has the Batman gear, from Father Christmas.

:D

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:roll:

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so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:

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Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:

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g88ner wrote:
Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list! :D

Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it :? :wailer:

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g88ner wrote:
Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dont listen to the bad people olgit we thought it was funny :wink: :lol:

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olgitgooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list! :D

Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it :? :wailer:
http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... c&start=30
dbrien wrote:apparently the boy is going to join fathers for justice as he already has the spider man outfit
:twisted:

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Captain Fabregas wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list! :D

Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it :? :wailer:
http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... c&start=30


dbrien wrote:apparently the boy is going to join fathers for justice as he already has the spider man outfit
:twisted:
Cheers for the link, CapFab. Very remiss of me. Should have checked out the "Bloody Hell" thread.

Christmas card on it's way :D

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olgitgooner wrote:
Christmas card on it's way :D
yay! even though it is either a very late christmas card...or extremely early.. :shock: :D :wink:

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Captain Fabregas wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
Christmas card on it's way :D
yay! even though it is either a very late christmas card...or extremely early.. :shock: :D :wink:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Thought I'd get a :roll: or two in. Just to get my own back. :D

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flash gunner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
Red107 wrote::roll:
Captain Fabregas wrote:so old go look at the topic in the basement :roll:
Huh, tough crowd tonight, Olgit! :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dont listen to the bad people olgit we thought it was funny :wink: :lol:
Yes but you're a retard so no surprises there then. :lol: :wink:

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Post by Rosie_titters »

A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"


:barscarf:

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Chunky Monkey wrote:A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"


:barscarf:
Scouser wasn't in Liverpool, then?

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Clean jokes? Oh. Well.. ..nothing to say.

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on a rural road a local cop pulled a farmer over
"sir do you realise your wife fell out of the car several miles back?the cop asked."thank god " the farmer replied."i thought id gone deaf"

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