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CLEAN joke
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:32 pm
by olgitgooner
Schoolboy father Alfie Patten said he plans to join Fathers for Justice......
as he already has the Batman gear, from Father Christmas.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:53 pm
by Red107
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:03 pm
by Captain Fabregas
so old go look at the topic in the basement

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:16 pm
by g88ner
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:46 pm
by olgitgooner
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list!
Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:29 pm
by flash gunner
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:38 pm
by Captain Fabregas
olgitgooner wrote:
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list!
Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it

http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... c&start=30
dbrien wrote:apparently the boy is going to join fathers for justice as he already has the spider man outfit

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:58 pm
by olgitgooner
Captain Fabregas wrote:olgitgooner wrote:
Red and CapFab are now crossed off my Christmas card list!
Where's the topic in the basement, then? I can't find it

http://www.onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/view ... c&start=30
dbrien wrote:apparently the boy is going to join fathers for justice as he already has the spider man outfit

Cheers for the link, CapFab. Very remiss of me. Should have checked out the "Bloody Hell" thread.
Christmas card on it's way

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:01 pm
by Captain Fabregas
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:37 pm
by olgitgooner
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:07 pm
by SPUDMASHER
Yes but you're a retard so no surprises there then.

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:46 am
by Rosie_titters
A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:13 pm
by olgitgooner
Chunky Monkey wrote:A scouser goes into a chemist and says "I'd like to buy a comb". the assistant says "A Steel one". the scouser says "Nah, i'll pay for it, like everyone else"

Scouser wasn't in Liverpool, then?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:31 am
by SWLGooner
Clean jokes? Oh. Well.. ..nothing to say.
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:56 pm
by mcdowell42
on a rural road a local cop pulled a farmer over
"sir do you realise your wife fell out of the car several miles back?the cop asked."thank god " the farmer replied."i thought id gone deaf"