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Now that pool have fucked up i'm feelin much better. whats your fav 2 liner?
Q how can you tell your girlfriend is taking steroids?
A she keeps trying to shove her clitoris up your arse!
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you know that look women get when they want sex?
















me neither
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Post by SteveO 35 »

My favourite 1 line joke is

Did you hear the one about the right back / right winger / left winger from Ivory Coast........
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SteveO 35 wrote:My favourite 1 line joke is

Did you hear the one about the right back / right winger / left winger from Ivory Coast........



bet you it goes down well :lol: :lol:
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Post by Red Gunner »

What position do ducks play?
Left and right quack!

Who's the tidiest player on the pitch?
The sweeper!

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles!

Why did the manager have the pitch flooded?
So he could bring on his sub!

:oops: :lol:
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Post by RaM »

What do you find at a Lebanese garage sale?



All your old stuff!



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Post by Captain Fabregas »

As I came up the stairs last night I thought;

"This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand."
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Not joke this is something i actually witnessed.

Fairly shit american warm-up stand up comedian,

guys stands up and starts to walk to the back of the club,

comedian thinks he's got an easy target and says

Comedian: "Hey where you goin"?

Crowd Member: "Oh I thought I'd just have a quick drink at the bar before the comedy starts". :lol: :lol: :lol:

GENIUS
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Post by Charlie! Charlie! »

Little Red Riding Hood Walking through the woods and spies the Big Bad Wolf and says “my, what big eyes you have got!â€
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Why did the football pitch become a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
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