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fav 2 line joke
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:37 pm
by goonersid
Now that pool have fucked up i'm feelin much better. whats your fav 2 liner?
Q how can you tell your girlfriend is taking steroids?
A she keeps trying to shove her clitoris up your arse!
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:56 pm
by mcdowell42
you know that look women get when they want sex?
me neither
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:09 pm
by SteveO 35
My favourite 1 line joke is
Did you hear the one about the right back / right winger / left winger from Ivory Coast........
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:13 pm
by mcdowell42
SteveO 35 wrote:My favourite 1 line joke is
Did you hear the one about the right back / right winger / left winger from Ivory Coast........
bet you it goes down well
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:32 pm
by Red Gunner
What position do ducks play?
Left and right quack!
Who's the tidiest player on the pitch?
The sweeper!
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles!
Why did the manager have the pitch flooded?
So he could bring on his sub!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:56 am
by RaM
What do you find at a Lebanese garage sale?
All your old stuff!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:59 am
by Captain Fabregas
As I came up the stairs last night I thought;
"This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand."
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:40 am
by northbankbren
Not joke this is something i actually witnessed.
Fairly shit american warm-up stand up comedian,
guys stands up and starts to walk to the back of the club,
comedian thinks he's got an easy target and says
Comedian: "Hey where you goin"?
Crowd Member: "Oh I thought I'd just have a quick drink at the bar before the comedy starts".
GENIUS
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:42 am
by Charlie! Charlie!
Little Red Riding Hood Walking through the woods and spies the Big Bad Wolf and says “my, what big eyes you have got!â€
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:59 pm
by afc-bob
Why did the football pitch become a triangle?
Because someone took a corner