Smelly belly button

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Smelly belly button

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OMG! ive got one today :oops:

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I

FEEL

SICK

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Dirty Bastard.....go have a wash :puke:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:Dirty Bastard.....go have a wash :puke:
:lol:

Haha, that actually made me laugh at work....

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Post by QuartzGooner »

I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

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QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:

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Post by Mrs Gus (Doris) »

olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:
:coffeespit:

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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:
:coffeespit:
is this something you can relate to Vicki :lol: :wink:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:
:coffeespit:
is this something you can relate to Vicki :lol: :wink:

Now that would be telling!!! :oops: :shock: :wink:

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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:
:coffeespit:
is this something you can relate to Vicki :lol: :wink:

Now that would be telling!!! :oops: :shock: :wink:
Be honest now, it's Gus that can do it isn't it :lol: :lol:

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Post by Rosie_titters »

well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button :barscarf:

come on admit, we all do this - don't we :oops:

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Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button :barscarf:

come on admit, we all do this - don't we :oops:
As long as he didn't add the belly button smeg as a special ingredient to a stew.

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Post by digger »

olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?
He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself. :worried:
I can lick nipples on large breasted ladies :cool:

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Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button :barscarf:

come on admit, we all do this - don't we :oops:
haha..well done Chunks..As you got it right,the next time we meet you can most definately smell me fingers :barscarf:

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Post by Rosie_titters »

mrgnu1958 wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button :barscarf:

come on admit, we all do this - don't we :oops:
haha..well done Chunks..As you got it right,the next time we meet you can most definately smell me fingers :barscarf:

:shock: that has just put me right off my pancakes :wink:

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