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OMG! ive got one today

I

FEEL

SICK

Dirty Bastard.....go have a wash

SPUDMASHER wrote:Dirty Bastard.....go have a wash

Haha, that actually made me laugh at work....

I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

is this something you can relate to Vicki

SPUDMASHER wrote:

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

is this something you can relate to Vicki

Now that would be telling!!!

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:

Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

is this something you can relate to Vicki

Now that would be telling!!!

Be honest now, it's Gus that can do it isn't it

well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button

come on admit, we all do this - don't we

Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button

come on admit, we all do this - don't we

As long as he didn't add the belly button smeg as a special ingredient to a stew.

olgitgooner wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:I agree with Flash, I feel ill now.

But ****, how did you manage to smell it?

No disrespect, but it is not as if you can bend over to smell it like a gymnast might?

He simply lifts the belly up to the nose. Without even bending the neck.

Same as large breasted ladies can lick their own nipples.

Actually, I'm feeling a queezy now, myself.

I can lick nipples on large breasted ladies

Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button

come on admit, we all do this - don't we

haha..well done Chunks..As you got it right,the next time we meet you can most definately smell me fingers

mrgnu1958 wrote:

Chunky Monkey wrote:well he does what all good blokes do - he dug his finger in there gave it a good wiggle pulled out and smelt it - and if he had any sense he then shoved it under his missus nose and said smell my belly button

come on admit, we all do this - don't we

haha..well done Chunks..As you got it right,the next time we meet you can most definately smell me fingers

that has just put me right off my pancakes