TWITTER

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:21 pm

Anyone here use twitter? I have had a look and thought it was the biggest load of ***** since erm Facebook. Maybe im getting old

Post by **REB** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:12 pm

we are getting old flash

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:22 pm

I think youre right John

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:52 pm

nope what's twitter

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:00 pm

Its like a facebook type thing where you tell the world what your currently doing

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:18 pm

flash gunner wrote:Its like a facebook type thing where you tell the world what your currently doing

why would anyone be interested in what a complete stranger is doing - what a dozy fucking idea

hi i am chunky, i get up in the morning have my breakfast, followed by a nice hot shit, then a shower. Drive to work, sit in an office for 7 1/2 hours come home and go on on-line gooner for 5 hours - there is my first twitter

Post by **REB** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:49 am

nice one chunky m

gusher311 · Post by **gusher311** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:00 am

flash gunner wrote:I think youre right John

Ooooooooh first name basis huh?

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:56 am

I use Twitter every 30 minutes:

Quartz is asleep.

Quartz has woken up.

Quartz is washing his hands.

Quartz is praying.

Quartz is reading teletext.

Quartz is on the train.

Quartz is using his Oystercard.

Quartz is having a cup of tea.

Quartz is picking his nose.

Quartz is scratching his arm.

Quartz is working.

Quartz is looking at a street sign.

Quartz is running round Golden Square singing "Stupid hair we don't care, Bacary Sagna"

Quartz is having a pint.

Quartz is making a phone call.

Quartz is buying a pen.

Quartz is tying his shoelace.

Quartz is on the net.

Quartz is talking to a random person who has asked hIm the way to Chinatown.

Quartz is zipping up his coat against the cold winter chill.

Quartz is pontificating whether Nasri should be a second striker.

Are you yawning yet?????

I never type anything on that site.

Because how boring can any website be?

That said, it was interesting to read during the Mumbai attacks, as locals were putting up news faster than the TV networks could present it.
Trouble is, no way of verifying the accuracy of such "Twitters".

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:15 am

Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Its like a facebook type thing where you tell the world what your currently doing

why would anyone be interested in what a complete stranger is doing - what a dozy fucking idea

hi i am chunky, i get up in the morning have my breakfast, followed by a nice hot shit, then a shower. Drive to work, sit in an office for 7 1/2 hours come home and go on on-line gooner for 5 hours - there is my first twitter

ERM! didnt you forget ya *****?

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:17 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Its like a facebook type thing where you tell the world what your currently doing

why would anyone be interested in what a complete stranger is doing - what a dozy fucking idea

hi i am chunky, i get up in the morning have my breakfast, followed by a nice hot shit, then a shower. Drive to work, sit in an office for 7 1/2 hours come home and go on on-line gooner for 5 hours - there is my first twitter
ERM! didnt you forget ya *****?

Good one ****,

I'm on Twitter, it seems to be a bit pointless at first but gets addictive as you get used to it.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:22 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:I use Twitter every 30 minutes:

Quartz is asleep.

Quartz has woken up.

Quartz is washing his hands.

Quartz is praying.

Quartz is reading teletext.

Quartz is on the train.

Quartz is using his Oystercard.

Quartz is having a cup of tea.

Quartz is picking his nose.

Quartz is scratching his arm.

Quartz is working.

Quartz is looking at a street sign.

Quartz is running round Golden Square singing "Stupid hair we don't care, Bacary Sagna"

Quartz is having a pint.

Quartz is making a phone call.

Quartz is buying a pen.

Quartz is tying his shoelace.

Quartz is on the net.

Quartz is talking to a random person who has asked hIm the way to Chinatown.

Quartz is zipping up his coat against the cold winter chill.

Quartz is pontificating whether Nasri should be a second striker.

You do ALL those things?

EVERY thirty minutes?

Fuck my old boots. You don't hang about, do you Quartz?

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:38 am

olgitgooner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:I use Twitter every 30 minutes:

Quartz is asleep.

Quartz has woken up.

Quartz is washing his hands.

Quartz is praying.

Quartz is reading teletext.

Quartz is on the train.

Quartz is using his Oystercard.

Quartz is having a cup of tea.

Quartz is picking his nose.

Quartz is scratching his arm.

Quartz is working.

Quartz is looking at a street sign.

Quartz is running round Golden Square singing "Stupid hair we don't care, Bacary Sagna"

Quartz is having a pint.

Quartz is making a phone call.

Quartz is buying a pen.

Quartz is tying his shoelace.

Quartz is on the net.

Quartz is talking to a random person who has asked hIm the way to Chinatown.

Quartz is zipping up his coat against the cold winter chill.

Quartz is pontificating whether Nasri should be a second striker.

You do ALL those things?

EVERY thirty minutes?

Fuck my old boots. You don't hang about, do you Quartz?

I am multi-talented Olgit...virtually a superman.