I knew it all along, I need to drink more.

Post by **Chippy** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:18 pm

http://www.officegimp.com/?p=403

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:37 pm

ain't that the truth

it also implies that Alexander Song is about to be eaten by a lion

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:44 pm

Chippy, you have just made my day!

I need to drink more.

Cheers.

Post by **Chippy** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:45 am

And of course Homer is my role model... Simpson not the Greek one.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause ofâ€”and solution toâ€”all life's problems.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!