I knew it all along, I need to drink more.
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:18 pm
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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!