TONY SAUNDERS - THE MOVIE!!

[DB10GOONER]

Actually, Gooner Ed, if I can be so impertinent as to ask;

What is the deal with this gig? Are you paid a wage? Or do you subsidise it with a 9 to 5? Or is it just a labour of love at your own expense? And if so, just how wealthy are you???!!

Obviously you don't have to answer any of the above, I'm just being a nosey crunt...

db10 - i am self-employed and juggle things around as much as i can to fit in the website stuff, for which the owner of the gooner pays me a token amount. but let's put it this way - file under labour of love - which is why sometimes i don't have time to do more than i currently manage as i cannot justify the little time i do spend on this site. i really should give it up completely and knuckle down to some real work, but i know i would miss it. so in answer to your question about how rich i am. well, let's put it this way - i have developed a 'money doesn't make you happy' philosophy as it's highly convenient to have such an attitude given my currrent financial status

"The owner"???

I always got the impression that you owned it! So, who is the owner, or are you forbidden to say?

Jaysus... I bet it's TS!

What a f*cking amazing Machiavellian plot that would be!!

*Hunches down low over keyboard, the room in darkness*

TS owns the Gooner on the quiet, utilising the talents of his frontman Kevin Witcher, then TS sneakily opens an account to try push up the post numbers and encourage the regular users (ever expanding his evil empire), then he worms his way up to Moderator level by either tricking the regulars into suggesting same or by just telling Kevin that's the way it's gonna be bitch (neither fact has been confirmed or refuted at this stage) so the regulars get used to looking upon him as an authority figure and then the grand revelation on the opening day of the season that he , Tony Saunders, is indeed the mythical owner of the Gooner...

Muhahaha!!

F*ck this, I'm copyrighting the above "pitch" of my movie idea;

"EL KAPITANO SAUNDERS - THE LIFE & LEGEND OF A MAD BASTARD"!!

It will of course be a Spaghetti Western. I will accept suggestions for actors to play the lead roles in this grand epic.

I'll probably reserve Eastwood to play me so hands off our Clint you dirty gringo bastardos...

Jaysus, if TS leaves this shite on I'll be f*cking amazed!!

[Goonanana]

How could we have been so blind!

I'm shotgunning the rights to the sequel where it turns out that TS is secretely a spud spy sent to win our trust through his ever increasing number of posts and his iron fist rule as a site admin

[RaM]

I want the part of the cool antihero assassin sort of guy that wanders the forum working for the highest bidder.

But always for the good of the forum of course! Above all else!




That's a nice idea DB10, and if not a film then a story of some sort.

[REB]

ts is actully jk rowlings and all the harry potter books were the battle between good [ us ] v evil ]man u chavs etc ],, tony saunders is the gooner half blood prince..

[RaM]

Or maybe the part of a grovelling wretch akin to my avatar, GOLLUM!

Whose love for the gooners is second only to the precious.



rebel gooner, surely only one as evil as TS would produce such a wretched, disgraceful piece of literature as Harry Potter!

[Ben-gooner14]

Surely not, he can't be the real Dwight Hart-Lane (He bleeds navy and white, and his teams proper shite).

Maybe after several more invasion from our manc counterparts on the forum he joins forces with them and the gooner forum is abolished and changed into some manc/spurs load of bollocks.

That could be the third film.

Gooner ed, perfect chance for you to sease another story for the nxt issue of the gooner like the one we had in the issue just released lol.

[delgooner]

How could we have been so blind!

I'm shotgunning the rights to the sequel where it turns out that TS is secretely a spud spy sent to win our trust through his ever increasing number of posts and his iron fist rule as a site admin

Oh no! Goonanana! What you gone and done! I accused TS of being a spuds supporter a couple of weeks ago when he was giving not too good praise of the Arse at Barnet. I opened a can of spuds then, you better watch out as the TS Mafia has a load of made guys who will be gunning for ya!

[gooner.ed]

Sorry to stop the movie in its tracks.

Tony Saunders is not the owner. The Gooner was started by the original editor Mike Francis, and he oversees everything in the Gooner kingdom. And having a forum linked to the main part of the website was his idea, so for those of you who spend as long as i do (and more) wading through these choppy waters, he's the man to blame.

[daz10_uk]

Sorry to stop the movie in its tracks

Damn and i had just phoned Cineworld to find out when the T.S. film was coming out

[delgooner]

Anyway, you sure there is a TS? Anybody ever seen him? Would the film have to be called "The Invisible Man". I remember him saying that Tony Saunders wasnt his real name. Gooner Ed. have you ever met him or are you him?

[gooner.ed]

Anyway, you sure there is a TS? Anybody ever seen him? Would the film have to be called "The Invisible Man". I remember him saying that Tony Saunders wasnt his real name. Gooner Ed. have you ever met him or are you him?

well, i invited TS to become a moderator because i didn't have time to do it myself, so unless i have a split personality of which i am unaware, i can safely say that i and tony saunders are not one and the same.

mind you if i did have a split personality there's a twist for the movie. maybe my alter-ego could do a bubble bath scene with angelina jolie. you know, in think this thing could have legs. who's for pitching it to some hollywood bigwig?

anyhow, just for a break in the afternoon tedium...



or try going to - http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/world/stars ... 12966.html

in case that doesn't load

[DB10GOONER]

The plot thickens!!

*Naked, he sits at his desk, the lights down low, he begins to write, to create, if you will... *

"Timeline; London, the 80's. Money is the new black. AIDS is the new fear on the club scene, "E" is the new drug on everyone's lips. Mike Francis, a feisty young millionaire with a hunger for two things, Arsenal and publishing, starts up a mainstream magazine called "The Gooner". He publishes a couple of dodgy articles critisizing the club's Bond Issue and the North Bank Mural and local Crime Kingpin Peter "Posh-Bare-knuckle-rapist" Hill-Wood puts the word out on Francis.

Fearing for his life and his anal integrity, Francis goes into hiding and changes his name to Kevin Witcher. He moves his publishing operation underground and after a couple of years lying low, he relaunches "The Gooner" as a Fanzine.

Fast forward to London, 2007. Hill-Wood has finally got wind of our hero's new identity and he dispatches the brutal Keith "The Viper" Edelman and Danny "The Mutt" Fiszman to hunt Mike/Kevin down. But hill-Wood doesn't know there is a traitor in his midst, the dark, brooding David "Diamond" Dein. Dein warns Mike/Kevin that the thugs are closing in and Mike/Kevin makes a last minute escape, again changing identity and re-emerging as Tony Saunders.

Hill-Wood learns of Dein's treachery and has Lady Nina "Slasher" Bracewell-Smith dispatch Dein by poisoning his pink gin with "Neuro-Kroenke", a filthy virus so virilant that there is no known cure.

In an epic, slow-motion, final scene showdown Mike/Kevin/Tony reveals himself to Hill-Wood as the notorious owner/editor/moderator of "The Gooner". The two protagonists face off and just as Hill-Wood pulls out a ten year contract extension for Arsene Wenger (his button man in Africa and Europe) and has Mike/Kevin/Tony overpowered, a small, dark figure slips from the shadows and plunges his gold encrusted knife into Hill-Wood's back.

As Hill-Wood staggers and falls he gazes up into the eyes of his killer and gasps "Et tu, Friar?" The dark assassin, Ken "Not the face" Friar pulls the blade from his victim and smiles at Mike/Kevin/Tony.

Our hero and his new friend laugh long and loud into the night..."


Or we could just make it a porno.

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

ed. it's so obvious, T.S is your version of Tyler durden (Fight Club)

The First Rule of Gooner Forums: You do not talk about Gooner Forums
The Second Rule of Gooner Forums: You DO NOT TALK about Gooner Forums

[T.S]

Finally, amidst all of these "do you think we need a left winger?", "I think we should sign players X, Y and Z" and "I hate Tottenham more than any other team" threads, there is one worth reading. Good work as always, DB.

I'm a little surprised in Ed's responses. Still, I suppose he thinks you lot still aren't ready to learn of the truth. I suppose it would cause uproar if people were to learn that Stan Kroenke had signed up for an account on an Arsenal forum, slowly worked his way to the top as a means of brainwashing the fans...

Shit, I've said too much...

[REB]

silent saunders is it db10 do u do any work its a masterpeice thou,, the new roddy doyle