funny story

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:52 am

i was in a sports shop mon and overheard a lady lookin for a spurs shirt for her son,, the assitent said sorry but we only do the big clubs,, the lady turns to me and says ,, my son got money from his uncle in london for his birthday to buy a spurs shirt as said uncle was a big spurs fan,, wat should i do,, been the good samaraton that i am i told her to get the arsenal shirt as they are the closest team to spurs in london and the uncle would be happy as it still was a london team,, and she did,, new arsenal away shirt for her son ,, name on back and all

daz10_uk · Post by **daz10_uk** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:06 am

Well done mate. You will get a gooner knighthood (copyrighted) for things like that. Superb

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:17 am

Wonderful!

You just saved a child from spurshood!

I wonder if what you now feel is the same celebrities do when they adopt an African?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:21 am

RaM wrote:Wonderful!

You just saved a child from spurshood!

I wonder if what you now feel is the same celebrities do when they adopt an African?

"adopt an African..." don't know why but I laughed out loud when I read that!!

And top Goonering (f*cking - A copyrighted) there rebel!!

I'd love to see the spud-uncle's (again, copyrighted) face when he finds out!! Ha!

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:23 am

RaM wrote:Wonderful!

You just saved a child from spurshood!

I wonder if what you now feel is the same celebrities do when they adopt an African?

fella in shop where i work looking at me stupid as i just burst out laughin at wat ram wrote,, we should start an adopt a spud

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:45 am

rebel gooner wrote:
RaM wrote:Wonderful!

You just saved a child from spurshood!

I wonder if what you now feel is the same celebrities do when they adopt an African?
fella in shop where i work looking at me stupid as i just burst out laughin at wat ram wrote,, we should start an adopt a spud

Flash mobile phone so...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:48 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
rebel gooner wrote:
RaM wrote:Wonderful!

You just saved a child from spurshood!

I wonder if what you now feel is the same celebrities do when they adopt an African?
fella in shop where i work looking at me stupid as i just burst out laughin at wat ram wrote,, we should start an adopt a spud
Flash mobile phone so...

Sorry just spotted you said "shop where you work"!!

On a PC so. Stupid f*cking speed reading - the curse of satan I tells ya!!

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:23 am

manager of an off licence db10.. not as exciting as your job im afraid,, still get 2 hang my arsenal pennant up behind counter

WalcottSignedMyShirt · Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:24 pm

That's top draw.

Come to think of it, I don't see any Spuds shirts for sale in my local shops, Hackney and Highbury.

I was in a shop buying a football the one in the market near angel / upper street in highbury and some kid came in asking for a totenham football the guy behind the counter just looked at him like he had insulted him, and told him we don't stock that sort of thing, not much call for it (as he was inflating my arsenal football).

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:14 pm

rebel gooner wrote:manager of an off licence db10.. not as exciting as your job im afraid,, still get 2 hang my arsenal pennant up behind counter

Manager of an offie??

Sweet Lord Jaysus, you found your calling there!!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:18 pm

well, if you can't be a referee like DB10 then Offie is a good bet

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:11 pm

could be worse,, least i hav my pc and can take off any time the arse are on,, and thebest part i get 40% staff discount,, woo hoo,, no wonder im always drunk

Rowly · Post by **Rowly** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:38 pm

that is brilliant

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:24 pm

rebel gooner wrote:i was in a sports shop mon and overheard a lady lookin for a spurs shirt for her son,, the assitent said sorry but we only do the big clubs,, the lady turns to me and says ,, my son got money from his uncle in london for his birthday to buy a spurs shirt as said uncle was a big spurs fan,, wat should i do,, been the good samaraton that i am i told her to get the arsenal shirt as they are the closest team to spurs in london and the uncle would be happy as it still was a london team,, and she did,, new arsenal away shirt for her son ,, name on back and all

Rebel, you are a genius!!

Pissed myself laughing when I read the story!!

It is true, isn't it? Please say it's so! Please! Please!

If it is true, then you truely do deserve a Knighthood; and a seat on the Board, and free drinks at any Arsenal supporting establishment - at the very least - in honour of your achievement!!

Anyways Rebel, it probably saved on a phone call to the NSPCC in the long run, because if forcing your child to wear a spurs are shit..er...sorry - force of habit, I mean shirt isn't cruel, then what the fuck is?

Post by **REB** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:34 pm

its true ecd,, pissed myself laughin when i saw her buy the arsenal shirt,, had 2 walk out of the shop before she saw me our the girl behind counter would say something,, thing

is u can buy spuds shirts in a lot of the shops over here just they didnt have them in this one called eleverys

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