What was your best ever........?

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:34 pm

Dream?!!!

Last night I had a brilliant one (obviously fed by the evening's conversation reagrding the possibility of some nookie as it was Father's Day) about Kym Marsh lying on my bed asking me to play a bit of tonsil tennis with her!

So have you got any genuine dreams from the past that stick in your mind as absolute pearlers?

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:06 pm

i fall off the bed alot

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:32 pm

My very best dream ever, was when I gave Kylie Minogue a very large portion. (I haven't even GOT a large portion

).

But, during my dream, I brought her to the heights of ecstacy. Her minge tastes nice, as well.

When I woke up, and realised it was just a dream, I felt suicidal.

But it remains one of the high points of my life.

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:46 pm

I don't have many footie dreams but a few months ago I was in goal for England and it actually was at the new Wembley. I think I had a mare between the sticks but not sure. Whether or not that beats sex with Kylie I don't know!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:48 pm

Greedy fecking off to the spuds and becoming Harry's bitch

....does that count as a dream

projoe · Post by **projoe** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:50 am

i remember when i was little i had a dream i was playing for arsenal in the champions league final against real madrid and i scored, thats all i remember

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:51 am

That the basement didn't exist...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:55 am

Galasso wrote:That the basement didn't exist...

Amen brother.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:06 pm

olgitgooner wrote:My very best dream ever, was when I gave Kylie Minogue a very large portion. (I haven't even GOT a large portion ).

But, during my dream, I brought her to the heights of ecstacy. Her minge tastes nice, as well.

When I woke up, and realised it was just a dream, I felt suicidal.

But it remains one of the high points of my life.

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY BARSTEWARD

Talking of Kylie have you seen this

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008 ... ack-p1.php

Was your dream anyhting along these lines olgit????

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:28 pm

Nah.

She was totally naked in my dream.

Stockings and spendies would have been an added bonus.

But Kylie don't need 'em.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 am

olgitgooner wrote:Nah.

She was totally naked in my dream.

Stockings and spendies would have been an added bonus.

But Kylie don't need 'em.

Oh! I Dunno - they're good for hanging onto when she gets all Sweaty!!

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:38 pm

staying in a female Polish youth hostel - with loads of young gals wearing very little clothing

also i've given Jordan a right arse full as well