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What was your best ever........?
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:34 pm
by Eboue-Why?
Dream?!!!
Last night I had a brilliant one (obviously fed by the evening's conversation reagrding the possibility of some nookie as it was Father's Day) about Kym Marsh lying on my bed asking me to play a bit of tonsil tennis with her!
So have you got any genuine dreams from the past that stick in your mind as absolute pearlers?
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:06 pm
by mrgnu1958
i fall off the bed alot

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:32 pm
by olgitgooner
My very best dream ever, was when I gave Kylie Minogue a very large portion. (I haven't even GOT a large portion

).
But, during my dream, I brought her to the heights of ecstacy. Her minge tastes nice, as well.
When I woke up, and realised it was just a dream, I felt suicidal.
But it remains one of the high points of my life.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:46 pm
by Eboue-Why?
I don't have many footie dreams but a few months ago I was in goal for England and it actually was at the new Wembley. I think I had a mare between the sticks but not sure. Whether or not that beats sex with Kylie I don't know!
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:48 pm
by greatgooner
Greedy fecking off to the spuds and becoming Harry's bitch

....does that count as a dream

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:50 am
by projoe
i remember when i was little i had a dream i was playing for arsenal in the champions league final against real madrid and i scored, thats all i remember
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:51 am
by Galasso
That the basement didn't exist...

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:55 am
by DB10GOONER
Galasso wrote:That the basement didn't exist...

Amen brother.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:06 pm
by OneBardGooner
olgitgooner wrote:My very best dream ever, was when I gave Kylie Minogue a very large portion. (I haven't even GOT a large portion

).
But, during my dream, I brought her to the heights of ecstacy. Her minge tastes nice, as well.
When I woke up, and realised it was just a dream, I felt suicidal.
But it remains one of the high points of my life.

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY BARSTEWARD
Talking of Kylie have you seen this
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008 ... ack-p1.php
Was your dream anyhting along these lines olgit????

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:28 pm
by olgitgooner
Nah.
She was totally naked in my dream.
Stockings and spendies would have been an added bonus.
But Kylie don't need 'em.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 am
by OneBardGooner
olgitgooner wrote:Nah.
She was totally naked in my dream.
Stockings and spendies would have been an added bonus.
But Kylie don't need 'em.

Oh! I Dunno - they're good for hanging onto when she gets all Sweaty!!

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:38 pm
by Rosie_titters
staying in a female Polish youth hostel - with loads of young gals wearing very little clothing
also i've given Jordan a right arse full as well
