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Michael Jackson sick joke thread
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:48 am
by Chippy
OK if you like Michael Jackson don't read this thread and don't complain.
This is my favourite from the other thread.
BREAKING NEWS MICHAEL JACKSON ONLY HAD A STROKE....and the boys not pressing charges
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:49 am
by mrgnu1958
He"d do anything to sell his records.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:50 am
by Percy Dalton
For fucks sake!
Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?
One for who liked him and another for those that did not?
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:51 am
by Chippy
Percy Dalton wrote:For fucks sake!
Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?
One for who liked him and another for those that did not?
I agree. but how many posts did you make on the original thread?
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:54 am
by goonersid
Q Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson ?
A Ferguson will be playing giggs in August.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:56 am
by MutleyGooner
Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:56 am
by Percy Dalton
Chippy wrote:Percy Dalton wrote:For fucks sake!
Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?
One for who liked him and another for those that did not?
I agree. but how many posts did you make on the original thread?
What the fuck has that got to do with it? In answer to you maybe three. That was because there was some interesting debate about the status of the man and how he conducted his life!
Is that not what a forum is for?
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:57 am
by MutleyGooner
Michael Jackson cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:59 am
by MutleyGooner
Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:00 am
by MutleyGooner
Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".
The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:00 am
by MutleyGooner
Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:01 am
by MutleyGooner
Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand...
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:02 am
by Percy Dalton
MutleyGooner wrote:Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand...
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:02 am
by MutleyGooner
Reports are in that Micheal Jackson may have chocked on a small bone
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:03 am
by Chippy
