Stroke of Luck

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dbrien
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Stroke of Luck

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What about this for a stroke of luck?

Had to help my brother in law empty a house he lets as the tenants had moved out. What did I find? 67 porn films (including the critically acclaimed Doc Macock) and £200!!

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dvds or vhs :?:
still nice find :lol:

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i predict that within 2 weeks,you will need glasses :shock:

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REBEL GOONER wrote:dvds or vhs :?:
still nice find :lol:
DVD - having checked thru, some dont work but still have about 40-50 that do

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mrgnu1958 wrote:i predict that within 2 weeks,you will need glasses :shock:
and a muscular right arm

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dbrien wrote:
67 porn films
What was the tenant like?
Muscular arms, but had to move out because loss of sight?
:wink:

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cusamano wrote:
dbrien wrote:
67 porn films
What was the tenant like?
Muscular arms, but had to move out because loss of sight?
:wink:
Probably had a giant ice pack on his crotch, too! :shock: :wink: :lol:

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Was it Whitstable? :shock:

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cusamano wrote:
dbrien wrote:
67 porn films
What was the tenant like?
Muscular arms, but had to move out because loss of sight?
:wink:
the tenant, i found out today, was in fact a she!! Sadly, she apparently fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Weird!

And where were the 200 pounds?
Together with the filthy stuff?

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it was in a cupboard behind a pillow (which was probably used for biting judging by some of the porn)

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BRASS!!!!!!!! :shock: :wink: :lol:

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