Translate songs => Hilarity

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:29 pm

OK here's the game

Step 1: find the lyrics to a well known song
Step 2: use translator site to put lyrics into a foreign language
Step 3: use same site to translate lyrics back into english
Step 4: laugh at and post hilarious results
Step 5: ???
Step 6: profit!

My offering is stairway to heaven, using japanese

There is woman whos that believed that all that glitter are gold and she is buying the stairs in Heaven.
When I arrive there she can obtain the one that knows whether or not all of the stores are closed and came with the word.
Ooh ooh and she are buying the stairs in Heaven.

There is a signature on the wall, she wishes that is a certain reason and you know that sometimes there are 2 meaning in the word.
There is the song bird which sings with the tree near the stream, and all of our thought are caused anxiety caused sometimes.
As for Ooh, it that amazes Ooh me me to that makes the wonder.

I obtain it, when it does it to leave and hit the west and there is the sense that my mind is requiring.
Bear that I see someone who saw the circle of that smoke through tree and, those voices with thought.
Ooh, it amaze Ooh me to that that amazes me really.

And and I whispered it right away all the our if a/the fifer calls it a/the reason the tune that guides us.
And new 1st is over for the person of long condition and a/the forest echoes with laughter.

Doing middle fake of your hedge Dont be the queen for the mere spring-clean that I is surprised now if there is movement.

Yes, there are 2 ways where you can go in side but continue if I see it with the long eye and exist when be it changes quiet way youre.
And it makes me a/the wonder.

Your head is saying buzzingly and it does even it and be doing that (it is he and fifers ring it to you the telephone to join) to a woman and you who the custom goes on can hear the wind shock, if you dont knows and knew that your stairs exist on the wind that is whispering you.

And it is when we continue to come down the road and a taller shadow is turned than soul.
Walk a there woman and all our polish the light that who is white and know whether they wish that shows how it changes to gold to do evrything yet.
And the tune comes to you after all if you hear very intensely.
All are supposed to do not roll, be a rock about the whether all are 1 and also 1 when.

And she is buying the stairs in Heaven.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:35 pm

Highway to Hell - ACDC using Greek

Existence easy, existence free
the ticket of duration in a one way road tour
that does not ask nothing, me leaves
is Reception of all in my stride
does not need the reason,
does not need nothing Aint of [emmetroy]
reason that I would make rather
Going under, time of contracting parts my friends they are they are there also

Im in the national road in the hell

No mark of attitudes, limit of speed
Nobodys argon i under
As a tyre, him you turn
Nobodys with [bromizei] round
Hey satan, it paid my dues
Game in a [liknizontas] area
momma Hey, it examines with
Im in my street in the ground of promise

Im in national road in the hell (you do not stop me) A
nd Im that goes under, the all way under
Im to the national road to the hell

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:50 pm

nice one nbm greek seems to work well
"I'm to the national road to the hell"

Kings of leon: Sex on fire. using russian

Lay, where you put, do not do a sound
I know, that they observe, they observe
All excitement, деточка as game
Has conversation of people, conversation

You, your sex is in fire

Darkness of a lane, ломка day
Head while I move, I move
Soft lips are opened, joints are pale
Feels, that you die, you die

You, your sex is in fire
Consumed with that should be found out

Hot as a fever, frightening bones
I could test only it, test it
If it not for ever, if it - only tonight
About, it is still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest

You, your sex is in fire
And you, your sex is in fire
Consumed with that should be found out

And you, your sex is in fire
Consumed with that should be found out

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:59 pm

Opening lines of "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" in Spanish;

From;

"Honey it's getting close to midnight
And all the myths are still in town
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow."

To;

"Honey; s that still secures near midnight and all the myths is in city true Love and labial pencil in its linen Bites the pad."

Labial pencil??!! oo-er missus!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:20 pm

something a bit more nursery rhymey

you gotta love those italians

The dumpty of Humpty sat on a wall, a dumpty of humpty had a large fall. All of the horses of the king and all of the men of the king could not put the humpty together again.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:27 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:something a bit more nursery rhymey

you gotta love those italians

The dumpty of Humpty sat on a wall, a dumpty of humpty had a large fall. All of the horses of the king and all of the men of the king could not put the humpty together again.

Italians?!

Should it not be more like;

"Hey Vito - make this fuckin' guy Humpty take da fall, huh? Bomba-doosh! Budda-bing! Tony, put Humpty in da fuckin' boot of da car... Heeeey! Whatdafuck?!"

Only joking all Italian-Americans/Italians...

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:42 pm

fuck the translations, just get DB10 to stereotype them all out now

fade to black - metallica (according to moscow)

Life it seems, it will wither away
being moved more further to every day
obtain it is lost inside there is
anything it has a value there is no one more
I it lost the will to live
simply there is nothing more to give
there is nothing more for me
necessary end to establish me
by free thing that they they used in order to be the transmission of one interior me
deathly lost, this can' t of real cannot stand this hell I I feel
void filing I
to the point of agony
the growing darkness assuming dawn
I was me, but now He' gones (SIMPLES!!)
no one but I can preserve, but it' s too late
now I can' t thinks, thinks why I it must even try
yesterday I seem as if it never there existed
death it greets me warm, now I exactly I will say before the meeting
before the meeting.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:52 pm

xDAVEYx wrote:fuck the translations, just get DB10 to stereotype them all out now

I do my best.

Mikegooner87i · Post by **Mikegooner87i** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:03 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:something a bit more nursery rhymey

you gotta love those italians

The dumpty of Humpty sat on a wall, a dumpty of humpty had a large fall. All of the horses of the king and all of the men of the king could not put the humpty together again.
Italians?!

Should it not be more like;

"Hey Vito - make this fuckin' guy Humpty take da fall, huh? Bomba-doosh! Budda-bing! Tony, put Humpty in da fuckin' boot of da car... Heeeey! Whatdafuck?!"

Only joking all Italian-Americans/Italians...

The Italian_American Civil right group is going to come for you now. (please note this was actually started by a mobster

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:46 pm

Rancid - Timebomb (via Korea)

Your this moves and It' where after you come in
case well; s only ratiocinates functional it wears like this weakly to live, dying and truth one talk in good life secret time you' Is knowing; From first until end the rhenium
the black overcoat and the white low shoes, the black hat, Cadillac to be good, boy' s time bombs

so, he' They live and the mice after s where there is by a hole which gets him but he' Like; S 9 life cats where is cleverer it together 15 year-old your this takes away him to the young authoritative family the first time thing which learns you gets the fact that makes this it and from alone

now from this world he' In compliance with s he' In compliance with s comes, he' where is free; s he' Got and 21 year-old got the thing; s runnin' From stick possibility his pager' s beepin' he' s he which comes in with an inside deeply moves a above from you and is what kid' Know; s creepin'

a time bomb tear of boy razor that' From comes; His thing which does he is strong tattooing enough on s lower parts his mother where she is knowing shouting the thing, he' where pays attention; In order to die; s rollin' Cadillac it' From; s midnights sunroof burnt 3 shots which become roundly at the outside lower part, hero' Is; S where dies puts on the new wages tube. [Singing together x2] Ohh time bombs

What the fucking fuck?? No wonder no-one is ever allowed into North Korea

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:06 pm

It came on our premises when Henry went - Eddie, Eddie!
It marked more goals than folded Darren - Eddie, Eddie!
It broke its leg but he'll return
And folded Darren will be always cack
Eduardo Silva, Arsenal's new number

He's obtained a convulsif movement, he's obtained a convulsif movement,
Harry Redknapp, he's obtained a twich,
How it obtained us to him we don't know, How it obtained us to him we don't care Tout which we know is Harry's obtained a convulsif movement

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:24 am

Dan_85 wrote:He's obtained a convulsif movement, he's obtained a convulsif movement,
Harry Redknapp, he's obtained a twich,
How it obtained us to him we don't know, How it obtained us to him we don't care Tout which we know is Harry's obtained a convulsif movement

fucking LOL

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:13 am

Dan_85 wrote:
He's obtained a convulsif movement, he's obtained a convulsif movement,
Harry Redknapp, he's obtained a twich,
How it obtained us to him we don't know, How it obtained us to him we don't care Tout which we know is Harry's obtained a convulsif movement

Quality.

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:12 pm

italian rickroll

They were no foreigners to love knows it that the rules and so to do me UNI you pledge full that Im thinking of You wouldnt takes this from whatever other
individual

I the just wanna tells it like Im hearing the mark of Gout she understands

not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not never * the skirt gives it on the skirt left it down the skirt runs here and there and deserts it Ever the mark of skirt she
cries Ever the skirt salutes Ever that the skirt says a lie and hurt it

The Weve is known for so long Its hearts were to hurt But the youre also does a difference for it say In those both knows what was to continue sappiamo that the
game and were the game of skirt it

And if she wonders like Im hearing that Put on the youre tells me also the shutter of to see

Kevinho · Post by **Kevinho** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:33 pm

English-Japanese-English

As for double double time SOL Campbell SOL Campbell which has won the sexual intercourse which wins time and the scum in the lane directly entirely for the second time won time