Players you just hate cos they look like a dickhead

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:14 pm

My list:

Defoe (looks like hed be in some gang in his suped up beemer and gold chains if not a footballer)
Joe cole (would be on big brother or in jail if not a footballer)
denilson
jermaine jenas (looks like hed be serving behinfd the counter in mcdonalds in one of those funny hats if not a footballer)
robbie keane (pumpkin)
drogba

Meds · Post by **Meds** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:18 pm

Robbie Savage for me, he looks like a c***. the blond hair and ugly face make him look like a ugly gay hairdresser

JJ1980 · Post by **JJ1980** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:31 pm

joey barton = pikey
gerrard = car thief
jamie redknapp = dale winton/chichi man
lescott = "hey youuuuu guys" (goonies)

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:37 pm

Lassana Diarra = Beluga Whale/Airbus A300-600ST

Block91Broox · Post by **Block91Broox** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:24 pm

Kieron Richardson

Oh and Lescott looks like a clingon not chunk.

Thierry Fabregas · Post by **Thierry Fabregas** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:11 pm

Fellani - What a surprise that he cannot fucking play football with all that hair floating around. Get your haircut you knob!!!!

Likewise - any knob who plays FOOTBALL in a hair band!!

Luca Modric - if you got your hair cut and started to play decent footbal a decent team might yet buy you.

Aaron Lennon - who the fuck shaves their eyebrows!!

Mikegooner87i · Post by **Mikegooner87i** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:14 pm

Thierry Fabregas wrote:Fellani - What a surprise that he cannot fucking play football with all that hair floating around. Get your haircut you knob!!!!

Likewise - any knob who plays FOOTBALL in a hair band!!

Luca Modric - if you got your hair cut and started to play decent footbal a decent team might yet buy you.

Aaron Lennon - who the fuck shaves their eyebrows!!

this is quite a trendy thing to do apparently.. accriding to the hooded youths on the streets!

augie · Post by **augie** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:12 pm

I dont hate the guy at all but looking at eboue when he starts doing those dances really gets on my tits

dickhead ferdinand at manure always pisses me off after they score when he comes over to the crowd roaring and shouting (like the *word censored* that he is) as if he played a huge part in the goal

Its only a few years ago that the same crowd were booing him after he attempted to extort massive money from the club despite the fact that they stood by him when he fleed from the drugs test (of course it was all just an innocent mistake wasnt it rio

you dickhead)

Natural Born Gooner · Post by **Natural Born Gooner** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:22 pm

dickhead ferdinand at manure always pisses me off after they score when he comes over to the crowd roaring and shouting (like the c**t that he is) as if he played a huge part in the goal Its only a few years ago that the same crowd were booing him after he attempted to extort massive money from the club despite the fact that they stood by him when he fleed from the drugs test (of course it was all just an innocent mistake wasnt it rio you dickhead)

Same here Augie, it's amazing he's so far away from the goal during the build up but he's always the 1st to jump on the goalscorers back during the celebration! Also when he scored against Liverscum a couple of years ago he celebrated by making a pretend machine gun and "shot" the crowd - innocent enough, until I found out during the previous week he'd been back to Peckham to campaign against Gun & knife crime on the streets.

What a knobend!!
And he looks like the giant turtle from Finding Nemo...Duuuuude!

Jonathan Woodgate - is a chav who's come into money!

Always hated Ben Thatcher, the Ginger pubed twat!

Rat faced snivelling little shite Craig Bellamy. How does he command the fees that are paid for him! Are managers that blind

Post by **g88ner** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:25 pm

Bentley is just the most punchable person I've ever seen... really, it's quite a talent!

Natural Born Gooner · Post by **Natural Born Gooner** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:30 pm

And how could I forget El-Hadj Diouf. Detestable person! I would love hin to run through a field of extra strength cheese wire!

rtpgooner · Post by **rtpgooner** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:05 pm

carvalho because he looks like a clown
drogba becuase he is a diving bastard
ballack because he is shit, overrated
robbie pikey caravan keane because he moans at every decision
torres because he falls like he is made of jelly
evra becuase he is a wanker
mikel how many fouls does he get away with
neville brothers cos they get away with kicking the shit out of people

Kiki · Post by **Kiki** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:05 pm

tom huddlestone
juliano belletti
drogba
ballack
jamie carragher GRRRR!
torres

Bergkamp-Genius · Post by **Bergkamp-Genius** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:08 pm

the playing mantis wrote:My list:

Defoe (looks like hed be in some gang in his suped up beemer and gold chains if not a footballer)
Joe cole (would be on big brother or in jail if not a footballer)
denilson
jermaine jenas (looks like hed be serving behinfd the counter in mcdonalds in one of those funny hats if not a footballer)
robbie keane (pumpkin)
drogba

Denilson...

how can you hate him, i can understand you not rating him but i don't see whats to hate.

DROGBA Now thats a different matter..this f*cker disgusts me i detest him and i'm surprised he wasn't top of everyones list, this bastard has no redeeming features.

Barton...scum

Diouf....see drogba

Bellamy..see barton

DERRY GOONER · Post by **DERRY GOONER** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:40 pm

eboue all day long for me. not only is he an iritating and usles ***** stain, he us also an ugly so and so. id luv to beat him up good and proper, with a hurling bat, and leave him like a cabbage.

Players you just hate cos they look like a dickhead

Players you just hate cos they look like a dickhead

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