Horse face *word censored* 'snubs' us

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:01 am

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ru ... 32659.html

Ruud van Nistelrooy will snub Arsenal to sign for Liverpool

Ruud van Nistelrooy is ready reject a move to Arsenal to rescue Liverpool's season.

The Real Madrid striker needs to play regular football to secure his place in Holland's World Cup squad and is expected to be allowed to leave the Bernebau at Christmas.

Rafa Benitez will not be allowed to spend his way out of Liverpool's current crisis, so must raise any funds he wants to splash in the January transfer window - or make loan signings.

Benitez was told his job at the club is completely safe, even after his team crashed out of the Champions League - with a game still left to play - on Tuesday night.

He has also been told that former Manchester United star Van Nistelrooy is ready to turn down interest from the Gunners in a bid to secure a move to Liverpool.

Liverpool's budget planning means they will not make funds available until next summer, when Benitez will have at least Â£20million to spend on squad strengthening.

The Anfield boss has, however, identified a pressing need to enhance a strike force that has managed just four goals in their five Champions League games so far, a meagre total rendered even less impressive by the fact they have twice played Debrecen, the worst team in the competition.

Van Nistelrooy has already fielded some discreet enquiries from the Emirates Stadium, but he has told his advisors that he would prefer a move back to the north west of England and a switch to Anfield, if - as seems likely - he is allowed to leave Real Madrid at Christmas.

The Dutch striker knows he must play more football if he is to feature in next summer's World Cup finals, and has little chance of doing that at the Bernabeu, where he is behind Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema, Kaka, Gonzalo Higuain and Raul in the Real pecking order.

As back-up to injury stricken Fernando Torres at Liverpool, he would get more opportunities to play, and Benitez is now weighing up his options as he creates a blueprint to sort out his impoverished attacking options.

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(I cut down the quote as it was all about the bin-dippers)

but what a load of pony..... (sorry about that pun)

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:05 am

Good! Would not want him under any circumstance to wear an Arsenal shirt.

Besides, the premise of the article is entirely flawed - no one can save Liverpool.

stg · Post by **stg** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:08 am

Ruud van Nistelrooy will snub Arsenal to sign for Liverpool

Where the f**k do these reporters get their ideas from? Do they all sit together in a pub and then think of whats the most outragious story we can think of and then print it.

Do they expect us to belive that horseface would ever come to Arsenal

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:11 am

stg wrote:
Ruud van Nistelrooy will snub Arsenal to sign for Liverpool

Where the f**k do these reporters get their ideas from? Do they all sit together in a pub and then think of whats the most outragious story we can think of and then print it.

Do they expect us to belive that horseface would ever come to Arsenal

I think its kind of like the Matrix - their bosses let them choose a coloured pill before they chain them to a laptop.

When they wake up they have bruises in unexplainable areas and a horrible taste of regret.

Then they have to get to work and make up some stories!

Magic Hat · Post by **Magic Hat** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:22 am

A single tear rolls down my cheek

Swale_Gooner1985 · Post by **Swale_Gooner1985** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:23 am

I think he would be alright!

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:26 am

RaM wrote: I think its kind of like the Matrix - their bosses let them choose a coloured pill before they chain them to a laptop.

When they wake up they have bruises in unexplainable areas and a horrible taste of regret.

Then they have to get to work and make up some stories!

That's not the Matrix, that's just a normal Saturday night out for me.

Mikegooner87i · Post by **Mikegooner87i** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:28 am

natural goalscorer and if fit will score plenty for whoever he plays for. bit a *word censored* of the highest order who i would never want to see in an arsenal shirt!

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:34 am

if he goes to the mousers we should get Keowne back just for the game we play them for. His only instruction is "Finish the job"

that would be cool.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:34 am

Number 5 wrote:
RaM wrote: I think its kind of like the Matrix - their bosses let them choose a coloured pill before they chain them to a laptop.

When they wake up they have bruises in unexplainable areas and a horrible taste of regret.

Then they have to get to work and make up some stories!

That's not the Matrix, that's just a normal Saturday night out for me.

Sorry to break it to you like this - but you are in the Matrix.

demzy · Post by **demzy** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:38 am

This story is quite possibly the biggest load of rubbish I've heard in a very long time.

stg · Post by **stg** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:42 am

As the papers are playing silly buggers so am I.

STGnews next years stories today......

Harry Redknapp to be knighted for his services to the financial sector.

Sir Alex Fergeson to be made head of Alchoholics Annonimus

Phil Brown over the moon at signing Messi of Â£10 and a bar of dairy milk

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:49 am

stg wrote:As the papers are playing silly buggers so am I.

STGnews next years stories today......

Harry Redknapp to be knighted for his services to the financial sector.

Sir Alex Fergeson to be made head of Alchoholics Annonimus

Phil Brown over the moon at signing Messi of Â£10 and a bar of dairy milk

You forgot....

Arsenal, free from injuries....

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:59 am

arseblog sums it all up perfectly:

Reports this morning say that Ruud van Nistelrooy will turn down a move to Arsenal in favour of signing for Liverpool. Oh no, I am truly gutted. Sadness is oozing from my very pores. I wish we would sign him in January. Then re-sign Patrick Vieira too. Then Paddy can break all his legs in the very first training session which could then be broadcast on Arsenal TV and the images of our players standing around laughing at that horsefaced bollock featured prick while he screams in agony will go in history as a comedy classic.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:07 am

brazilianGOONER wrote:arseblog sums it all up perfectly:

Reports this morning say that Ruud van Nistelrooy will turn down a move to Arsenal in favour of signing for Liverpool. Oh no, I am truly gutted. Sadness is oozing from my very pores. I wish we would sign him in January. Then re-sign Patrick Vieira too. Then Paddy can break all his legs in the very first training session which could then be broadcast on Arsenal TV and the images of our players standing around laughing at that horsefaced bollock featured prick while he screams in agony will go in history as a comedy classic.

..... and then bring out the flame-thrower....

Horse face word censored 'snubs' us

Horse face word censored 'snubs' us