Manure vs Spuds

WengerKnows · Post by **WengerKnows** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:46 am

I honestly cant decide what result i would like for this match . i get equal pleasure when either of them lose . From a tactical standpoint its probably best if Spuds win , so that our chances of finishing above manure increase , but the thought of the spuds celebrating makes me vomit a little inside my mouth . what are your thoughts on this my fellow gooners ?

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:51 am

0-0 draw would do me.

And a couple of red cards too, plus some injuries...

Mass suspensions...

Clubs fined...

Crowds banned for life...

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:52 am

Basically it involves a bomb in the centre circle!

Oh and on the morning of the match the tabloids reveal that Fergie and Piehead are lovers!

Post by **REB** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:03 am

do we think we can win the league then a spu*s result be better,, if where goin 2 be lookin over our shoulders figutin for a CL place then a man u result be better,, lets just hope for a big brawl and both teams docked points,, hate when they play eachother cos u never know wats a good result,, 0-0 for me

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:10 am

manure vs spudz
nil-nil would be ideal, poss a plane flying into the stadium!!
Seroiusly tho, 0-0 would be good cos it would show manure still cant score nad spudz have a prob upfront. Then we'd need there to be a 22man brawl resulting in several sendings-off and a point deduction for both. Headlines prove that Tevez is actually owned by a pigmy owl and united are kicked out of the premiership and forced to play scottish football.

spudz vs arsenal
Tottenhams red cards and a few injuries from the game mean that jol has to play upfront, and has a cardiac arrest after 30 seconds form overexhertion. berbatov admits to being in love with arsenal and is pictured on the spudz bench in an arsenal top.
Now that would be a result

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:14 am

Not sure I'd even want Berbatov to be an Arsenal fan. He makes me feel unwell....

How about news breaking that Jenas is actually a woman?

WengerKnows · Post by **WengerKnows** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:20 am

haha funny stuff guys , brightened up a horrid monday back at work

so general consensus is 0 -0 , explosions and bombs , injuries , suspensions , fines , gay scandals , heart attacks and point deductions . fingers crossed .

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:43 am

I would be happy with 0-0 but if one team had to win i'm going for the Spuds because they won't be challenging us for the tittle towards the end of the season

I had a dream that Fergie choked on his chewing gum

i'll let you decide what happend

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:58 am

Sperz keep a clean sheet at OT are you having a laugh.With Fatboy Robinson in goal!!!!!!! No chance. Manure win

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:02 am

GOONERS!

Can I suggest we break into the ground the night before and lay anti-personnel mines in each 18 yard box!

Maybe even set up a machine gun nest on top of one of the stands!

Christ Im almost getting a hard on at the thought!

Aint I a sick puppy!

Post by **REB** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:04 am

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:GOONERS!

Can I suggest we break into the ground the night before and lay anti-personnel mines in each 18 yard box!

Maybe even set up a machine gun nest on top of one of the stands!

Christ Im almost getting a hard on at the thought!

Aint I a sick puppy!

your a sick puppy

you forgot a couple of snipers dressed as prawns in the exec box

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:23 pm

SPURS TO LOSE - ALMOST ALWAYS!!!

LIKE REBEL SAID, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPEN LATER IN THE SEASON. PERSONALLY, I DON'T THINK WE CAN WIN THE TITLE AND I EXPECT THE SPUDS TO IMPROVE SIGNIFICANTLY AS THE SEASON GOES ON.

THEREFORE, BECAUSE I GENUINELY FEAR THEM CHALLENGING US FOR A TOP FOUR FINISH, I WANT THEM TO GET BEAT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE IN THE EARLY PART OF THE SEASON.

IMAGINE, IF SPURS WIN AT MAN UTD AND THEN AWAY TO FULHAM, AND WE DON'T MANAGE TO BEAT MAN CITY OR PORTSMOUTH (BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES WE WILL), THE SPUDS WILL BE A FEW POINTS AHEAD OF US AND WILL HAVE MOMENTUM BEFORE WE MEET IN SEPTEMBER!!!

I, FOR ONE, WILL BE CHEERING ON THE MANCS!!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:31 pm

WengerKnows wrote:haha funny stuff guys , brightened up a horrid monday back at work

so general consensus is 0 -0 , explosions and bombs , injuries , suspensions , fines , gay scandals , heart attacks and point deductions . fingers crossed .

that deffo sounds good to me, my fingers r crossed....

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:33 pm

tomkingsbury wrote:manure vs spudz
nil-nil would be ideal, poss a plane flying into the stadium!!
Seroiusly tho,

i mean it seriously

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:30 pm

I want Spuds because it means Utd will be in the relegation zone all week