FOA you Oirish

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:45 pm

Im at the moment chatting upa lovely irish girl and wondering if any of you can tell me any irish chat up lines and their translation in english!
pretty please

Pilly · Post by **Pilly** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:47 pm

pogue mahone

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:52 pm

PHP wrote:pogue mahone

what does that meen?

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:54 pm

PHP wrote:pogue mahone

kiss my ass u dick shes now angry with me

Pilly · Post by **Pilly** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:55 pm

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:56 pm

tell her that LDB from the online gooner forum thinks your a precious flower.

Try it now, thank me tomorrow morning

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:58 pm

FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM
ALL OUT THERE TO MAKE ME LOOK THE FOOL
LDB YOUR SHIIT DIDNT WORK EITHER SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME
I FEEL LIKE A TOOL NOW
IM NEVER TRUSTING YOU FUCKING ONLINEGOONERS AGAIN!!!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE BASEL AFTER SHE GETS A CALL FROM A PRIVATE NUMBER SAYING HOW PRETTY SHE IS THINKING ITS TOM CRUISE (LEFT BACK) THEN FINDING OUT ITS ****!!!!!!!

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:05 pm

LDB wrote:tell her that LDB from the online gooner forum thinks your a precious flower.

Try it now, thank me tomorrow morning

SHE TOLD ME HOW PATHETIC SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS
GRRRRRR
NO FUCKING THANK YOU

CAN ANYONE HELP ME CRACK THESE IRISH GALLYS
I SWEAR THAY HAVE A CLASS NORTH WEST LONDON/ESSEX GALS JUST DONT HAVE!

Bergkamp-Genius · Post by **Bergkamp-Genius** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:08 pm

Famous irish chat up lines courtesy of DB10..

''i've got a knife bitch, do as i say or i'll kill ya''

''on yer knees bitch or i'll kill ya''

''suck bitch or i'll kill ya''

''you tell anyone about this bitch, i'll kill ya''

''Heres my number, if you fancy doing this again give me a call''

Db10 was saying these were his favourite lines when he lived in London, before he had to go back to Ireland suddenly, he also said sometimes he preferred to be a bit more direct..

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:15 pm

DB10 I TRIED YOUR TRICKS AND ITS MADE EVERYTHING WORSE
YOU CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:18 pm

she just said this to me after i did a bit of the ol' english chat up lines...

saol amhÃ¡in, gra amhÃ¡in , aidhm amhÃ¡in.

what does it meen

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:53 am

SamiS wrote:FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM
ALL OUT THERE TO MAKE ME LOOK THE FOOL
LDB YOUR SHIIT DIDNT WORK EITHER SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME
I FEEL LIKE A TOOL NOW
IM NEVER TRUSTING YOU FUCKING ONLINEGOONERS AGAIN!!!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE BASEL AFTER SHE GETS A CALL FROM A PRIVATE NUMBER SAYING HOW PRETTY SHE IS THINKING ITS TOM CRUISE (LEFT BACK) THEN FINDING OUT ITS ****!!!!!!!

You cheeky *word censored*.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:57 am

Bergkamp-Genius wrote:Famous irish chat up lines courtesy of DB10..

''i've got a knife bitch, do as i say or i'll kill ya''

''on yer knees bitch or i'll kill ya''

''suck bitch or i'll kill ya''

''you tell anyone about this bitch, i'll kill ya''

''Heres my number, if you fancy doing this again give me a call''

Db10 was saying these were his favourite lines when he lived in London, before he had to go back to Ireland suddenly, he also said sometimes he preferred to be a bit more direct..

You left out my two favourites;

1. Get in the van.

2. Come on now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:09 am

SamiS wrote: I FEEL LIKE A TOOL NOW

Seriously Samis, how on earth can you come on here and asking for advice on women...

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SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:41 pm

12thGooner wrote:
SamiS wrote: I FEEL LIKE A TOOL NOW
Seriously Samis, how on earth can you come on here and asking for advice on women...

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