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This couple had been married for 55 years. one day the husband was taken ill and had to go in hospital. While in hospital his wife had a clean round the house,and found a box belonging to her husband. when she opened the box she found 5 eggs and a £1000. In the evening she went to the hospital to see her husband, and ask him about the box. She said i found a box belonging to you containing 5 eggs and a £1000.She said whats the eggs doing in the box?. he said i better "come clean". Every time i had an affair i put an egg in the box. His wife paused for a second and thought 55 years 5 affairs Ill forgive him. Then she said whats the £1000 for?, and he said. EVERY TIME I GOT 6 EGGS IN THE BOX I SOLD THEM.
Alex Ferguson and Simon Grayson were having a post-match drink at Old Trafford. They both had one pint, then a second, then a third.
At that point, Grayson turns round to Ferguson and says, "Shouldn't you fuck off now, it's the fourth round."
pixie wrote:Alex Ferguson and Simon Grayson were having a post-match drink at Old Trafford. They both had one pint, then a second, then a third.
At that point, Grayson turns round to Ferguson and says, "Shouldn't you fuck off now, it's the fourth round."
pixie wrote:Alex Ferguson and Simon Grayson were having a post-match drink at Old Trafford. They both had one pint, then a second, then a third.
At that point, Grayson turns round to Ferguson and says, "Shouldn't you fuck off now, it's the fourth round."
