New songs by stearmaster

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New songs by stearmaster

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Stearmaster has txt me and would like me to put these songs on the forum and see what you think.

Tottenham got battered in seville,
Tottenham got battered in seville,
Tottenham got battered,
Tottenham got battered,
Tottenham got battered in seville hahahaha

To the tune of it's all gone quiet over there.

Cheer up Martin Jol,
Oh what can it be to a, fat dirty peado and a shit football team

To the tune of cheer up sleepy jean.
And a different version

Cheer up tottenham,
Oh what can it be, to a town full of wankers and a shit football team.

Who the fuck are tottenham hotspur,
Who the fuck are tottenham hotspur,
Who the fuck are tottenham hotspur,
and the **** are going, down,down,down

Is this the way to amarillo,
Martin Jol is hugging his pillow,
Is this the way to amarillo,
and the spuds lose again.
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Post by stats »

i like the 2nd last one lol
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even when hes on hols,, god help us :twisted: :evil:
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Post by GoonerJim »

An improved version of our by far the greatest team song (to the tune of the wild rover)

''I have been a gooner for many a year
I spend all me money on tickets and beer
And when the gunners come home with that mighty big cup
We'll go down to the Arsenal and sing for our club
And its Arsenal, Arsenal FC
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
And its Arsenal, Arsenal FC
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen''
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Post by Ben-gooner14 »

I know he's been doing some karaoke so i think he's been listening to the songs and changing the lyrics.
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

His holiday must be fucking shit if he is sending posts by text via text ! :wink:
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He can't resist he just needs to post all the time lol
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Chunky The Gooner wrote:His holiday must be fucking shit if he is sending posts by text via text ! :wink:
Isn't Stearmaster a virile young fella abroad?? He should be out there ******** and #######, not dreaming up new posts - like us sad bastards!

Or maybe he's only 14! (Still ,14 year-olds these days.....)
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Hes an online Gooner Junkie ! If would be funny if we could get one of the moderators to alter everybodys posts so that they read over 1000 each and when he gets back he will be last ! :wink:
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Chunky The Gooner wrote:Hes an online Gooner Junkie ! If would be funny if we could get one of the moderators to alter everybodys posts so that they read over 1000 each and when he gets back he will be last ! :wink:
Nice...or block him from entering again! (I'm assuming that the "Online Gooner" is a woman!!)
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Galasso wrote:
Chunky The Gooner wrote:Hes an online Gooner Junkie ! If would be funny if we could get one of the moderators to alter everybodys posts so that they read over 1000 each and when he gets back he will be last ! :wink:
Nice...or block him from entering again! (I'm assuming that the "Online Gooner" is a woman!!)

lol then where will the polls come from :wink:
His life wouldn't be the same without this lol
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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

Can you imagine he would do his pieces!

"Sorry Mr Stearmaster your account has be inactive for more than 7 days and therefore cancelled " Priceless :)
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Galasso wrote:
Chunky The Gooner wrote:His holiday must be fucking shit if he is sending posts by text via text ! :wink:
Isn't Stearmaster a virile young fella abroad?? He should be out there ******** and #######, not dreaming up new posts - like us sad bastards!

Or maybe he's only 14! (Still ,14 year-olds these days.....)
im 21 my mates r mancs and **** so made em up whilst watching the footy, and kareoke....bloody hell lol :lol:
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Post by stats »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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We polled everyone and the vote fell in favour of not canceling your account!
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