Easter Eggs

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mrgnu1958
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Easter Eggs

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imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?

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mrgnu1958 wrote:imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?
You try fucking laying one. :wink:

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the first **** thread i've visited without a humorous picture :cry:

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goonersid wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?
You try fucking laying one. :wink:




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jtvercetti27 wrote:the first **** thread i've visited without a humorous picture :cry:
your wish is granted.
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yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

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safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
poor fucker. not even a blowjob :( . that tells you all about women these days :roll: :roll:

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I hope she gave you some after your team butt-kicked the SCUM..
I know I got some for OUR 94th minute goal.....
FOYS..........

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fuck that, wait until tuesday...half price :lol:

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safcftm wrote:I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
could be worse, she could have started you off and THEN buggered off out. women :roll: :oops: :lol:

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safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

when she isn't looking rub one of the cream eggs around your arse hole and put it back, that will teach the bitch -

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Chunky Monkey wrote:
safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

when she isn't looking rub one of the cream eggs around your arse hole and put it back, that will teach the bitch -


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safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
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