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Easter Eggs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:32 pm
by mrgnu1958
imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?

Re: Easter Eggs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:22 pm
by goonersid
mrgnu1958 wrote:imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?
You try fucking laying one. :wink:

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:51 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
the first **** thread i've visited without a humorous picture :cry:

Re: Easter Eggs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:54 pm
by Only One Tony Adams
goonersid wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:imo they are a fecking rip-off.
Ya may aswell buy 3 bars of chocolate for half the price :?
You try fucking laying one. :wink:




........ :coffeespit: :coffeespit: Quality

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:22 pm
by mrgnu1958
jtvercetti27 wrote:the first **** thread i've visited without a humorous picture :cry:
your wish is granted.
Image

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:27 pm
by safcftm
yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:24 am
by brazilianGOONER
safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
poor fucker. not even a blowjob :( . that tells you all about women these days :roll: :roll:

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:22 pm
by MegaGooner
I hope she gave you some after your team butt-kicked the SCUM..
I know I got some for OUR 94th minute goal.....
FOYS..........

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:32 pm
by SCREAM AIM FIRE
fuck that, wait until tuesday...half price :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:51 pm
by xDAVEYx
safcftm wrote:I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
could be worse, she could have started you off and THEN buggered off out. women :roll: :oops: :lol:

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:20 am
by Rosie_titters
safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

when she isn't looking rub one of the cream eggs around your arse hole and put it back, that will teach the bitch -

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:31 am
by Only One Tony Adams
Chunky Monkey wrote:
safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial

when she isn't looking rub one of the cream eggs around your arse hole and put it back, that will teach the bitch -


:coffeespit: Harsh but fair !!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:57 pm
by corkbarry
safcftm wrote:yep, my lass demanded a "big easter egg", so i went into sainsburys on friday (as i go there to grab me lunch anyway), and found they sold creme egg easter eggs. I got one that was £10. It contains 6 normal creme eggs (about 50p each normally, and thats buying the fuckers individually, a pack of 6 should be about £3.50), and a pretty normal sized hollow chocolate egg.

I reckon it had a value of at most £5.50, maybe even less since the chocolate they used to make the egg will no doubt be the oldest, shittest chocolate they have left. Fucking rip off. I got back, presented her the said easter egg and demanded a blow job to recompense me for this robbery (not that i got one as she was "going out"). Typcial
After beating the Spuds yesterday the Sunderland team deserved B j's