My Lady Friend had dinner at home with me today...BUT..

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My Lady Friend had dinner at home with me today...BUT..

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Guess what happened when we were sitting next to each other on ****"s sofa?
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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it broke because of your awesomely powerful lovemaking?

...did it break? :lol: :lol:

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You let out a ripper?

PARP!!!!

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flash gunner wrote:You let out a ripper?

PARP!!!!

ERM! YES!..AND it smelt...JUST as i leant over to give her my tongue :banghead:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:You let out a ripper?

PARP!!!!

ERM! YES!..AND it smelt...JUST as i leant over to give her my tongue :banghead:
:coffeespit: sorry for laughing

Did she make her excuses and leave?

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mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:You let out a ripper?

PARP!!!!

ERM! YES!..AND it smelt...JUST as i leant over to give her my tongue :banghead:
:coffeespit::coffeespit::coffeespit:

YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

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NOOOOOO...i waved me hand around,told her that its a smelley one,and,put me tongue down her throat 8)

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MODS...can you please delete this BASEMENT thread because it appears,it offends 1 of the mods..THANK YOU

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DELETE MY THREAD I HATE HLEB..AS you HAVE deleted my threads tonight please..ARSEHOLE

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Yeah, somebody delete this drivel.

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