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Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin.

Good news ****"y really pleased for you

phew...im sooo relieved flash.

I'm pleased for you ****"y, however....

What would happen if the gastric band DIDN'T stop you eating so much? would the 'band' keep expanding as you gained weight? OR would it snap with a huge 'TWANG!' sound, splitting your torso clean in 2 - perhaps even catapulting your upper half out of the sunroof of your taxi, leaving your lower half gushing blood all over the shocked passengers sat in the back??

Just crossed my mind, that's all.

its the bypass im having NOT the band

great news x

Thanks sexy...you will be sitting astride a lot less of me soon.

mrgnu1958 wrote:Thanks sexy...you will be sitting astride a lot less of me soon.

did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening

Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening

Blimey right bundle of happiness arent you

flash gunner wrote:

Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening

Blimey right bundle of happiness arent you

LOL, just as much fun as the new series of facejacker bring back fonejacker much funnier

Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having too much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening

That sounds threatening enough to me!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having too much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening

That sounds threatening enough to me!!

nah it's a known fact Fat people live longer than thin people - they survive better in the winter and are always at the head of the queue in KFC and Macs - a bit of fat around the heart doesn't hurt ya

mrgnu1958 wrote:Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin.

I hope this doesn't go the way of one of your away "trips" ****'y

haha..i cant get outta this one mate..Ive waited 40 years to be a thin fecker