SOME WORLD CUP JOKES

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SOME WORLD CUP JOKES

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Watching the World Cup is a lot like being married.

You're supposed to enjoy it, but there's a constant droning sound in the background.



What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?

Robert Green has got a cap for his.



Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint
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:oops:


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Robert Green :D
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Naki_Gooner wrote:Robert Green :D
:?

Are you serious? Or just laughing at Green himself? :wink:
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After the USA game, Capello bought Rob Green a drink to cheer him up but he spilt it!
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:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

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Post by merson_is_god »

Knowing our luck Wenger will sign him and say something like "he has only made one mistake and he is still a world class keeper", he will do really well for the majority of the season and then spill the ball at Old Traffird :(
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Looks like Ledley King is out of the World Cup, maybe they should have taken somebody with more mobility - like Steven Hawking
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Post by northbankbren »

I bought some Rob Green condoms last night, extra slippery and guarenteed not to catch anything :oops: :wink:
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Its just a shame that John Terry didnt shag Robert Greens wife!!!!
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worthing gooner wrote:Its just a shame that John Terry didnt shag Robert Greens wife!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Captain Fabregas »

fuckin hell might aswell just paste sickipedia here...

Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.

The German football player Muller is not too good at shooting,
he is better at corners.

Oh, so you're starving are you? Well stop spending my donations on annoying plastic trumpets, and buy some fucking rice.

Apparently there has been a massive increase in theft and violent crime in South Africa during the world cup.

OTHER NEWS

Liverpool records it's lowest crime rate in decades.

Shame Ireland aren't in the World Cup.
I was looking forward to having potato flavoured Walkers Crisps...

England v USA - Kick off 19:30.

USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.

What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?

Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.

I've come up with a fantastic money making idea; I'm buying blank DVDs in bulk and selling them off as Uruguay v France highlights.

I've got 4 Saint George flags on my car.

I'm not even a football fan, I'm just fucking common.

Quote in paper: 'South African team have to go out and prove they are men today'
Makes a change from their runners trying to prove they are women.

Went to the chemist for some condoms...
Got the Robert Green ones, extra slippery and guaranteed to catch fuck all!

Robert Green... now that's one spill the Americans won't complain about, eh?

I hear that France's all white football kit was made out of left over flags.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?

Robert Green has got a cap for his.

After Heinze's goal, Nigeria were always playing ketchup...

Here's hopin' that the England United shoot some totally awesome strikes past the goaltender in the World Series of Soccerball today.

Why should I bother stopping the ball when the nets do it pretty fine - Robert Green

I thought my mate was a big England supporter when i saw a huge red cross on his door....turns out he had bubonic plague.

Rob Green must wish the ground would open up and swallow him. If the game was at Wembley, it probably would do.


What a great tactical move of Capello, when Shaun Wright Phillips came on in the first half last night ....

For 15 minutes the Americans were in shock, wondering if Gary Coleman had really died.

How do you confuse Emile Heskey?

Give him a football.
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Post by merson_is_god »

worthing gooner wrote:Its just a shame that John Terry didnt shag Robert Greens wife!!!!
Thats harsh! Terrys a twat but sleeping with another blokes woman is just wrong! :(
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Captain Fabregas wrote:fuckin hell might aswell just paste sickipedia here...

Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.

The German football player Muller is not too good at shooting,
he is better at corners.

Oh, so you're starving are you? Well stop spending my donations on annoying plastic trumpets, and buy some fucking rice.

Apparently there has been a massive increase in theft and violent crime in South Africa during the world cup.

OTHER NEWS

Liverpool records it's lowest crime rate in decades.

Shame Ireland aren't in the World Cup.
I was looking forward to having potato flavoured Walkers Crisps...

England v USA - Kick off 19:30.

USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.

What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?

Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.

I've come up with a fantastic money making idea; I'm buying blank DVDs in bulk and selling them off as Uruguay v France highlights.

I've got 4 Saint George flags on my car.

I'm not even a football fan, I'm just fucking common.

Quote in paper: 'South African team have to go out and prove they are men today'
Makes a change from their runners trying to prove they are women.

Went to the chemist for some condoms...
Got the Robert Green ones, extra slippery and guaranteed to catch fuck all!

Robert Green... now that's one spill the Americans won't complain about, eh?

I hear that France's all white football kit was made out of left over flags.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?

Robert Green has got a cap for his.

After Heinze's goal, Nigeria were always playing ketchup...

Here's hopin' that the England United shoot some totally awesome strikes past the goaltender in the World Series of Soccerball today.

Why should I bother stopping the ball when the nets do it pretty fine - Robert Green

I thought my mate was a big England supporter when i saw a huge red cross on his door....turns out he had bubonic plague.

Rob Green must wish the ground would open up and swallow him. If the game was at Wembley, it probably would do.


What a great tactical move of Capello, when Shaun Wright Phillips came on in the first half last night ....

For 15 minutes the Americans were in shock, wondering if Gary Coleman had really died.

How do you confuse Emile Heskey?

Give him a football.


Lol!
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