Rooney caught with prositute in SAF (Allegedly)

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Rooney caught with prositute in SAF (Allegedly)

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Apparently (according to a source) Rooney did score in South Africa. He got caught with a prostitute before the tournament kicked off, and this was the cause of his poor form during the world cup as ''his head was fucked up''

The papers, apparently, know about it and they promised to keep it quiet until after the tournament (or when they got knocked out)

Due to hit the papers soon. (apparently)

So.... Hmmmm....
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Hope she was of the same quality as his previous one Frank :) The things she did to him with that Zimmer frame
Nah , he couldn't - he wouldn't , he wouldn't be that Stupid .
Could he ? :wink: :)
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does he have a wife/kids? (can't be arsed to look on google)
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Long suffering wife called Colleen (She Has to wear a Ronaldo Mask in Bed apparently) and just had a little Shrek-ette . Has a thing for em ... how do we say ... Senior ladies of dubious moralities who wear all leather body suits
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brazilianGOONER wrote:does he have a wife/kids? (can't be arsed to look on google)
Rooney married his wife Coleen in 2008? Recently had a child called Kai.
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NBE beat me to it :cry:










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cheers, mates.

well, then it is quite a story. i hope it is true :D :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Sorry Sam , all those years of reading Hello magazine finally has come good
and made it all worth while :oops: :)
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No way of knowing if Rooney story is true but sounds like an easily made up rumour.
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QuartzGooner wrote:No way of knowing if Rooney story is true but sounds like an easily made up rumour.
Yeah but screw the Plan to propagate a false Transfer rumour Quartz when we can have this on the front page of The Mail :) :)

Yeah , in all probability its just part of the WC fall out .
As i said he couldn't have been that stupid could he ?
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I found a photo online of Rooney taken while he was with the prostitute.
She is just out of camera, but apparently he has a weird Vuvuzela fetish!
Takes all sort I suppose.


http://media.photobucket.com/image/very ... vuzela.jpg
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Gooner_Sam wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:does he have a wife/kids? (can't be arsed to look on google)
Rooney married his wife Coleen in 2008? Recently had a child called Kai.
In New Zealand Kai is Maori for.....food :shock:
Does shrek eat his young? :wink:
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franksav63 wrote:Apparently (according to a source) Rooney did score in South Africa. He got caught with a prostitute before the tournament kicked off, and this was the cause of his poor form during the world cup as ''his head was fucked up''

The papers, apparently, know about it and they promised to keep it quiet until after the tournament (or when they got knocked out)

Due to hit the papers soon. (apparently)

So.... Hmmmm....
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franksav63 wrote:Apparently (according to a source) Rooney did score in South Africa. He got caught with a prostitute before the tournament kicked off, and this was the cause of his poor form during the world cup as ''his head was fucked up''

The papers, apparently, know about it and they promised to keep it quiet until after the tournament (or when they got knocked out)

Due to hit the papers soon. (apparently)

So.... Hmmmm....
Another source Frank? :roll: The jury's out :lol: :wink:
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