WOULD IT BE BETTER IF A WOMAN'S ARSE WAS AT THE FRONT

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:17 pm

Whilst in the pub on Sunday, a couple of very attractive young ladies were being ogled by myself and my mates.
There were the usual comments "she's gorgeous", "great ass" then no "great tits".
When I thought wouldn't it be great if the young ladies' asses were at the front.
Just think' you would be able to see the all three at the same time. Plus you would never ever get caught looking back to catch a glimpse of a nice ass in the street.
Also you would never have the disappointment of seeing a great ass, only to be massively disappointed when you finally catch up and it turns out it belongs to an absolute dog.
What do you think?

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:25 pm

How would she sit on the toilet though?

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:26 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:How would she sit on the toilet though?

What a silly thing to write

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:27 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:How would she sit on the toilet though?

I don't know and don't care

As this would be a purely selfish female arrangement.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:27 pm

ermmm, no thank you

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:57 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:

ermmm, no thank you

WhoÂ´s that?
Uma Thurman?

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:58 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:

ermmm, no thank you

Haven't you sort of got one there anyway, B.G...

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:12 pm

funny thing is, if i had an ass like that in front of me, i'd live with my hands in my pockets!!!

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:14 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:funny thing is, if i had an ass like that in front of me, i'd live with my hands in my pockets!!!

I don't like her at all.

merson_is_god · Post by **merson_is_god** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:34 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:

ermmm, no thank you

HAHAHA!!!

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:54 pm

btw: her feets are the wrong way round, otherwise she would wear her tits on the back if you look at the pic correctly

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:50 am

Sid, I didn't know you were a batty boy!

But more seriously, no - I like their arses at the back. You can be drilling away looking at and playing with them tits and then flip her over and viola! there's a lovely arse to look at. Perfect arrangement as is.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:59 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Sid, I didn't know you were a batty boy!

But more seriously, no - I like their arses at the back. You can be drilling away looking at and playing with them tits and then flip her over and viola! there's a lovely arse to look at. Perfect arrangement as is.

Do you hear violas? When I'm doing it, I hear drums and trumpets.

Might be something like one of those commemorative anniversaries like Victory in Europe day, or something though..

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:27 am

marcengels wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Sid, I didn't know you were a batty boy!

But more seriously, no - I like their arses at the back. You can be drilling away looking at and playing with them tits and then flip her over and viola! there's a lovely arse to look at. Perfect arrangement as is.

Do you hear violas? When I'm doing it, I hear drums and trumpets.

I always thought the 'last post' was played on a bugle