****"s caption competition

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:35 am

Here my neighbour her name is violet BUT i call her Violence.
She came to my door once with a complaint.
Your job is to guess what it was.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:47 am

"Enough teasing!"

"Next door. My room. My bed. No clothes. Five minutes."

"Bring a camera!"

Gooner_Sam · Post by **Gooner_Sam** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:55 am

'Wagwan rude boy, y'all better take yow crap off my yard before I blow a cap in yow ass'

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:04 pm

''Did you burgle my shed, ya bastard''

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:07 pm

''Where's my Flymo gone''

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:11 pm

"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:15 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

...and the woman from the Flash adverts...

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:33 pm

How THE FUCK did you manage to take a photo of the old battle axe !!!!!??

Old cow..."Have you broken into my shed, and had me flymo away??!!"

****...." Say cheese. "

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:00 am

"Hur hur, just licked some piss off this nettle..."

merson_is_god · Post by **merson_is_god** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:55 am

Wheres my black dildo?

Arsenal Till I Die · Post by **Arsenal Till I Die** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:54 pm

''I've come to collect my computer''

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:23 pm

''Feck me.... it is small isn't it'' !!!

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:38 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

I think Ethel from Eastenders would have done fine Quartz.

You and **** should form a team

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:24 am

olgitgooner wrote:How THE FUCK did you manage to take a photo of the old battle axe !!!!!??

Old cow..."Have you broken into my shed, and had me flymo away??!!"

****...." Say cheese. "

OLD"y..its actually a STILL from the video i took of her ranting on at the door.
Its on me macbook and fecking soooo funny.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:49 am

Eh??? - Old on G'nuey..so are you saying if anyone knocks at your door (to complain or otherwise) you automatically video them????

Ohhhh! Eee's Dodgy
Wel Well dodgy
That's G'Nuey
Wiv a small todger
Knock 3 times on his door
and he'll make you famous for evermore!
Ohhh he's dodgy
well Well dodgy
That's G'nuey
He films Bluey's
That's G'Nuey
Ee's well well dodgy
G'Nuey wiv a tiny Todgy!