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Here my neighbour her name is violet BUT i call her Violence.
She came to my door once with a complaint.
Your job is to guess what it was.

"Enough teasing!"

"Next door. My room. My bed. No clothes. Five minutes."

"Bring a camera!"

'Wagwan rude boy, y'all better take yow crap off my yard before I blow a cap in yow ass'

''Did you burgle my shed, ya bastard''

''Where's my Flymo gone''

"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

QuartzGooner wrote:"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

...and the woman from the Flash adverts...

How THE FUCK did you manage to take a photo of the old battle axe !!!!!??


Old cow..."Have you broken into my shed, and had me flymo away??!!"


****...." Say cheese. "

"Hur hur, just licked some piss off this nettle..."

Wheres my black dildo?

''I've come to collect my computer''

''Feck me.... it is small isn't it'' !!!

QuartzGooner wrote:"Only two of them!".

P.S. She looks like Grentchen Franklin (Ethel from Eastenders).

I think Ethel from Eastenders would have done fine Quartz.

You and **** should form a team

olgitgooner wrote:How THE FUCK did you manage to take a photo of the old battle axe !!!!!??


Old cow..."Have you broken into my shed, and had me flymo away??!!"


****...." Say cheese. "

OLD"y..its actually a STILL from the video i took of her ranting on at the door.
Its on me macbook and fecking soooo funny.

Eh??? - Old on G'nuey..so are you saying if anyone knocks at your door (to complain or otherwise) you automatically video them????


Ohhhh! Eee's Dodgy
Wel Well dodgy
That's G'Nuey
Wiv a small todger
Knock 3 times on his door
and he'll make you famous for evermore!
Ohhh he's dodgy
well Well dodgy
That's G'nuey
He films Bluey's
That's G'Nuey
Ee's well well dodgy
G'Nuey wiv a tiny Todgy!