Harry Redknapp has a face like.....

TheCook · Post by **TheCook** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:55 pm

There have been a few good ones on here today, so let's get them all in one place :

My current personal favourites are

- a melted candle

- a fry up on a tilted plate

Any advances?

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:56 pm

The churchill dog after a stroke

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:57 pm

Droppy dog

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:58 pm

A joint of bacon

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:58 pm

...a cunt.

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:59 pm

a face like a smacked arse

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:02 pm

...a pound-shop lava lamp.

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:02 pm

a face that has caught light and been put out with a frying pan

a bulldog chewing a wasp

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:03 pm

Nien Numb

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:04 pm

A skanky whore's toasted cheese sandwich-like vagina first thing in the morning.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:06 pm

â€¦a Picasso thatâ€™s just been pissed on by a vaginal-wart-infested whore from Chernobyl.

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:09 pm

A 97 yeard old man's left ball satchel

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:12 pm

rodders999 wrote:A 97 yeard old man's left ball satchel

How dare you insult A 97 yeard old man's left ball satchel

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:13 pm

â€¦a Susan Boyle queef. At the wrong time of the month. While taking a dump.

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:25 pm

a gurning champion.....sorry runner up