Fixing England

Post by **Barriecuda** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:33 pm

In 5 steps. Please click to save me copying over formatting etc. Would appreciate the feedback of English locals and/or fans.

Link: Fixing England

OnlyGotOneSong · Post by **OnlyGotOneSong** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:12 am

Cant access it....I'll have a read later.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:29 am

I'd start by mass executions of all chavs.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:44 am

I read the article.

Form not reputation makes a lot of sense, so does protecting against violent challenges.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:55 am

I'm afraid that England suffer from two of the fundamental problems that Arsenal have

1. A manager incapable of changing his stubborn ways

2. A sprinkling of top class talent supported by a much larger group of Grade B players

If they're all fit and firing they look half decent, if they're not they will win fuck all

Oh, and they get a lot of injuries at the wrong times too

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:45 pm

Next I would make being a student sponger illegal. Put them to work in the fields.

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:34 pm

I think they should recruit some 2nd gen english players like................almunia

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:50 pm

Then I would send the royal family back to Germany/Greece.

Pilly · Post by **Pilly** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:39 pm

northbankbren wrote:I think they should recruit some 2nd gen english players like................almunia

In all seriousness Arteta would've proven a very valuable addition.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:56 pm

PHP wrote:
northbankbren wrote:I think they should recruit some 2nd gen english players like................almunia
In all seriousness Arteta would've proven a very valuable addition.

And what about Lewis Holtby and Eric Dier?

Holtby chose Germany already.

Pilly · Post by **Pilly** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:05 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
PHP wrote:
northbankbren wrote:I think they should recruit some 2nd gen english players like................almunia
In all seriousness Arteta would've proven a very valuable addition.
And what about Lewis Holtby and Eric Dier?

Holtby chose Germany already.

I don't know anything about them. I'm guessing they're German youngsters playing in Germany with an English parent?

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:16 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
PHP wrote:
northbankbren wrote:I think they should recruit some 2nd gen english players like................almunia
In all seriousness Arteta would've proven a very valuable addition.
And what about Lewis Holtby and Eric Dier?

Holtby chose Germany already.

Has he? I know he represented Germany at youth level but last i heard he wanted to play for England but hasn't been approached by the FA.

His dad was in the British army stationed in Germany and by all accounts the lad is an England fan.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:17 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... World_Cup/

This is very much worth a watch by the way.

JMascis666 · Post by **JMascis666** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:57 pm

I wouldn't worry its only England. Who cares if they never win again.

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:59 pm

the country or the team? i have my own views as to the country that would result in my banning no doubt, but the team, who gives a fuck...all a bunch of crunts few gooners, you can't choose your country but you can your club so fuck off england (football team) leave them for the lower league fans...