Advice needed - very serious situation

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goonerak
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Advice needed - very serious situation

Post by goonerak »

The missus is up the duff and we had it confirmed today that it is a boy.

How do I convince her that the new arrival should be named Arsene or Cesc?

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Post by stearmaster »

congratulations to yourself and the mrs, you could always make his nickname cesc :lol:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Tell her if she don't I will claim to be the dad and she really really don't want that!

Either that or stop giving her money!

Sorted!

:lol:

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Post by stearmaster »

or alternatly from earlier post, get a pic of cesc, when they ask what u gonna call the baby? put the pic of cesc in front of her, and then really quickly after the nurse asks wat u gonna call him?,

u quickly ask the mrs whos this player, try and catch her out :shock: :oops: :roll: :lol:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Further suggestions include removal of handbag ownership or threaten her with less sexy Arsenal names such as Kolo, Keown (as a first name),Frannie, Kwame or err.......Gus! :oops:

Anyhow big congrats fella and sorry your internet connection was down that night and you had to resort to shagging the missus for pleasure and couldn't talk to us!

:shock: :lol:

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Post by RocastleRock »

Nice one son.. why cesc or arsene?? they arnt the best names in the world... what about Thomas.. or charlie... or my mrs likes Freddie :?

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

My Mrs liked Freddie too!

Now she has seen the light cos he is a sell out big mouthed Shammer!

Or maybe it's cos Freddie is the name of my piss head uncle!

:lol:

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Post by augie »

Congrats to you both. The best I could do when I was in your position was to convince the good wife to have Adam as our sons middle name after the great TA :D

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

ER...WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SAY IN IT ANYWAY? :roll: YOU DONE ALL THE HARD WORK!! :lol: :wink:

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Post by RaM »

Why not pick a more normal gooner name for your son?

Aliaksandr maybe?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

RaM wrote:Why not pick a more normal gooner name for your son?

Aliaksandr maybe?


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Bacary is also very popular at the moment.More seriously why not name both first and middle names ie Michael Thomas, Charlie George/Nicholas or even Tony Adam

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Post by tomkingsbury »

i suppose the best way would be to try and convince ur missus that you really like dthe names and it had nothing to do with your love for the Arsenal. Alternatively, call the kid Alexandre!!

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Post by stats »

Good on you mate (& to you Gus :wink: )
Name it Ian or Dennis

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Post by chunkyandy »

congratulations mate.....i am too old for all that shanigins now...but if i was to have a boy his middle name would be highbury

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Post by nuttygoonerpaul »

:D my boy,s name is charlie george ,

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