Facebook dickheads

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LDB
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Facebook dickheads

Post by LDB »

Whats with all the spastics on the arsenal official facebook page? 315 people "like" the loss to newcastle and check out some of these comments:
be strong arsenal... learn something for this loser okey
Chamakah boo boo boo boo
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo
...Boo
Boo bollocks
i cuold see wenger stand up through the first hv'cz he kw'all this smal teams are ready to disgreat a big team lk'guners bt my bois r underating newcastle.wel thats a lesson. Nv gv up.
And thats not being overly selective... it doesnt get much better/coherent.

Taxi to manchester for some of these morons.

1989
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Re: Facebook spastics

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LDB wrote:
i cuold see wenger stand up through the first hv'cz he kw'all this smal teams are ready to disgreat a big team lk'guners bt my bois r underating newcastle.wel thats a lesson. Nv gv up.
What the fuck is this shit?

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Captain Fabregas
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Post by Captain Fabregas »

Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x

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Post by frankbutcher »

Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
I think half of them must be members of the Online Gooner Forum, looking at the amount of rose-tinted shite posted on here.

Fuck off MrGnu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Arsenal Till I Die
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Re: Facebook spastics

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1989 wrote:
LDB wrote:
i cuold see wenger stand up through the first hv'cz he kw'all this smal teams are ready to disgreat a big team lk'guners bt my bois r underating newcastle.wel thats a lesson. Nv gv up.
What the fuck is this shit?
All I can get out of that is:

Small teams are ready disgrace a big team like *the* gunners but my boys are underestimating Newcastle. Well thats a lesson. Never give up.

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Arsenal Till I Die
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Twats like him are why I don't have a Facebook.

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Post by Irish Gooner »

Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
There is alot of English "fans" like that as well though.
That 3rd quote up the top seemed to read the guy was at the match and seen Wenger stand up in the first half.

Anyway it's sad really the amount of mongs that support us. I'm not talking about people on here, but in general the amount that go to matches that just don't care.

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I changed the title name to be less offensive to certain people!

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LyusN1
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Post by LyusN1 »

Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
these people actually piss me off like no other.

haven't got the first clue about football. never played it but are suddenly the the knowledge on the team cos they watched Arsenal play 4 years ago and have been 'the biggest fan' ever since.

the most annoying quotes i ever read were:

some malaysian guy last season: 'i am fed up of Arsenal losing. i have supported you for 3 years and we have been waiting for a trophy for 5. from now on i support manchester utd'

some nigerian guy: 'what we need is consistency' <-- oh great well done, why didn't anyone else think of that!? now you've cracked it then it can only be victories from here.
useless idiot, he may as well have just said 'what we need now is to win'.

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Dan_85
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Post by Dan_85 »

Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
:coffeespit: Spot on. Unfortunately.

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Arsenal Till I Die
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Post by Arsenal Till I Die »

Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
Ya also find them liking Caughtoffide and Goal.com. :lol:

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Post by Barriecuda »

Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Captain Fabregas wrote:Most of the people who are "fans" of Arsenal on facebook are people that can't string a few words of english together, support Arsenal along with Barca and Madrid, can't name the team and have names like Alizabah Howzahaz, generally knowing nothing about football. :x
Ya also find them liking Caughtoffide and Goal.com. :lol:
These!

I can't believe how many people I've met who like "Barcelona and Arsenal and Real Madrid"... I humor them but it's kinda pathetic.

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digger
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Post by digger »

Phew, thought it was just be being an intolerant git, hating these incoherant idiots on my own. I hate most people (probably 99% of those I meet), but it saddens me when those people also include fellow Gooners.

The worst ones are those who just write "i luv arsenel. add me <3 ".

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Dan_85
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Post by Dan_85 »

For your amusement, a selection from the latest Arsenal posting on FB regarding Nasri winning GOTM...
Arsenal is the best tims evers
Fabre going to nou camp.we still have samir nasri as playmaker.I really vote him...
@Adebayo dnt say atin lyke dat,we must loss 2 correct our mistakes ok,a tru gunner's fade bcos of 1 or 2 loss ok
I voted for fernando Torres 2nd goal when liverpool win over chelsea at anfield..
i think arsenal will win yesterday if mannone play..not fabiansky..
I go for S,NASIR,is a fantastic player.I want wenger to do smthing about d much dribbles.all need win,hey let these boys play shots i mean FIRE.we need goalssssss am a gunner 4life .
That goal Alex Song did was awesome i watched the game and i was so happy i cryed
:?

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I am often asked why I do not have a Facebook/Bebo/MySpace account.

Need I say anymore?

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