Don't know where this originated but it found its way into my inbox today from several sources. It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share.....
I WILL SURVIVE
First I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I'm the man to turn Spurs into a top 4 side
But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong Am I a mong??,
but I'll just have to carry on
And we'll be back, into 5th place
I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space
I should have sold Paul Robinson,
I should have dropped him from the team
If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty
Go on now go, Bent there's the door
just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
weren't you the one we paid so much for,
you were dearer than Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble,
I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
Oh no cause I, I will survive
As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,
I've got Tainio who is shat,
& Huddlestone who's just fat,
but I'll survive I will survive..
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little tart
and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!
And you see Keane, he hates me too
I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and f*cking drew!
And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?
If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!
Go on now go, Bent there's the door
just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
weren't you the one we paid so much for,
you were dearer than Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble,
I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
Oh no cause I, I will survive
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