Bernard Matthews

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onemoreminute
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Bernard Matthews

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Died today

Apparently James Blunt will be siging at his funeral.......

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Hleb you *word censored* where's my thread? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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oi....LEAVE IT......... :wink: :lol:

btw..james Blunt? :?

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

SWLGooner wrote:Hleb you c**t where's my thread? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Get stuffed!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

you tell him Hleb"y :barscarf: :barscarf:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:oi....LEAVE IT......... :wink: :lol:

btw..james Blunt? :?
Cockney rhyming slang for our manager :lol:

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Post by Number 5 »

Funeral is next week I believe, cremation if I heard rightly.

3.5 hours in the oven gas mark 7. :lol:

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Fowl play is not suspected :oops:

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

BOOTIFUL!!!

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I think its gggrrrreeeeaaattttt!!!!!!!!

Shit wrong ad :oops: :wink:

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Post by Arsenal 1991 »

Hopefully he'll take his shit processed crap with him...























...so I'll have to eat good healthy real ham :oops:

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Post by MutleyGooner »

At least we wont have to listen to his mother-in-law jokes anymore :roll:

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Will the funeral have all the trimmings?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

MutleyGooner wrote:At least we wont have to listen to his mother-in-law jokes anymore :roll:
Thats NOT THAT Bernard..its the other Bernard who tells those jokes Mutts :roll:

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Post by safcftm »

Died on thanksgiving- the turkeys must be fucking pissing themselves

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