It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
[Frank Drebin and Ed Hocken are interviewing a witness to a shooting]
Sally: Well, I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Frank Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller?
Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
Frank Drebin: Who's Jim Fell?
Ed: He's the auditor, Frank.
Sally: He had the flu, so Jim... filled in.
Frank Drebin: Phil who?
Ed: Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
Sally: Oh, if only Phil had been here...
Frank Drebin: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then
Frank Drebin: Cigarette?
(Whoever he's talking to): Yes, I know.
"Mr. V": That was nice work. You took a big chance doing that.
Frank Drebin: Well, you take a big chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan.
At least Basil will be pleased. She never forgave him after that time she misread the title & bought Naked Gun 2½ on dvd thinking it was something else entirely.
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:At least Basil will be pleased. She never forgave him after that time she misread the title & bought Naked Gun 2½ on dvd thinking it was something else entirely.
He was brilliant in The Man With Two Brains and Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I can just imagine John Candy up there right now in heaven bugging the hell out of him. Good times.
He was brilliant in The Man With Two Brains and Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I can just imagine John Candy up there right now in heaven bugging the hell out of him. Good times.
No respect.
Think John Candy has new found respect for what Steve Martin went through after recently bumping into Norman Wisdom