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Man Utd Crunts, sorry - C*NTS...

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Jaysus.

You lads in Eng-er-land don't know how lucky you are sometimes.

We all hate the spuds :evil: , local N5 Gooners probably hate them more than most (understandibly), but over here (in Oirland) the worst crowd of c*nts (no polite "R" for them) have to be the f*cking armchair b*stard manure fans. Rebel and Green Gooner and Belfast Boy and Augie and a few others will testify to this. Also, we don't have too many spuds over here.

Anyway, I was just at my mate's kid's 18th birthday party (yeah, I feel really f*cking old tonight) and this absolute f*ckwit comes up to me at the bar and announces that A) manure are going to "do" us and B) they are champions.

Well, f*ck me pink. Well done knobhead. A) is ill informed opinion and B) is stating the obvious. So, he stands there, looking like a monkey on blow, waiting for my reply.

Now, I've got the missus with me, so I can't get too verbal. Difficult :? . So, I asked him one simple question. How many CL/European Cups manure have won.

I swear to f*ck he only went and said "Three". :oops:

Oh dear God...

I was actually embarrassed for him. Especially after her indoors corrected him... :P
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You guys really have a problem with the ManUre over there don't you?
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RaM wrote:You guys really have a problem with the ManUre over there don't you?
Yeah, mate. 99% of them do not go to games (even though it's a cheap flight away) but they MOUTH off like a schoolgirl after her first f*ck. :oops:

I actually have more respect for Irish mouser fans and even (God forbid) Irish spuds :shock: because at least they go to matches.

Now, don't get me wrong, not everyone can get to games, that's fair enough (with the wife and two kids I'm lucky if I get 5 or 6 games a season in now when it used to be a lot more :cry: ) but the level of MOUTH off Irish manure "fans" is unbelievable.

They know f*ck all about the game, their own club or anything else, but they are the loudest *word censored* in a pub if they're winning. If they lose? Hold onto your seats as they all run out the f*cking door...

B*stard holes...

Jaysus. Just invented a new swear word. B*stardhole.. I like it. 8)
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Yes I like it too.

bastardhole....

has a good sound to it.
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Pretty much my sentiments on the plastic mancs we have over here too mate. The ones who live in fucking Guildford and have never been but know it all :?
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Yeah we'd one in the bar yesterday as well, as their match came on as ours finished, his sister works behind the bar so he's in there often and he makes a point of coming in on CL nites just to shout for whoever we're playin against like he's been supportin them all his life, he even looks like a complete prick and true to form when they went behind he walked out :oops: :roll:
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I am what some of the Irish brigade on here might call a plastic paddy. Irish parents born in England. Support Ireland at international level (bloody painful recently).

My mother's side mostly moved here in the fifties and were part of the great north London Irish community. Unfortunately they have split fairly equally between Gooners and Scum. But i fell the right side and have some great fun at family does!

My dad's side mainly stayed at home and are in the league described by DB10 above (although of course i wouldn't decribe them that way). They were very quiet for 3 seasons but suddenly last season they were all big "fans" again. Best thing to happen in that period was that the one with the biggest gob (ie gobshite) has a daughter who moved to London and she married a Gooner a couple of years ago. :D 8) :lol:

When I ask them why they support the mancs it just seems to come back to the fact that they were the most succesful in the nineties and its a sort of fashion statement. most of them couldn't name a player before 95 (apart from Cantona) and they think Beckham is one of the best players ever to play the game! :?:

Nice new swear word but shouldn't it be reserved for cashley bastardhole. :P
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Post by Wayno »

Jaysus. Just invented a new swear word. B*stardhole.. I like it.


Nice, I also like cunting & funtcuckers, all very appropriate when discussing the Manc scum :lol:
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Post by REB »

most man u ahem supporters over here cant even spell old tratford never mind ever been there,,
true what db10 says,,
if you meet a spud at least you know they are a football fan,, but man u AHaaaaaaaaaa,,,, the pub we go to has a few and there are times you just want to smack them,, there lack of football knowledge and the way they think they have won the most titles and all they do is make us laugh at how stupid they are :oops:
most of them think the league only started in 1992,,,
our day will come
roll on russia in may :wink:
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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

charliegeorgewhocanhitem wrote:Pretty much my sentiments on the plastic mancs we have over here too mate. The ones who live in fucking Guildford and have never been but know it all :?
How do you know so much about the manc mingebags in guildford, you aren't a fellow Guildfordian by any chance are you CG?

p.s. what does everyone think of my new word?
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DB10GOONER wrote:...Also, we don't have too many spuds over here.
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HAD A QUICK CHECK AND I HAVE TO SAY, I'M SURPRISED NO-ONE HAS COME UP WITH THE FOLLOWING JOKE. HOPE YOU GUYS TAKE IT IN THE SPIRIT (PUN UNINTENDED!!) IT IS MEANT!!

ANYWAY, HERE GOES:

EH? IRELAND WITH NO SPUDS? WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? :shock: :? :lol: :wink:
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Post by REB »

WHERE MORE INTO PASTA'S AND THE LIKE NOW,, VERY COSMOPOLITAN SINCE WE GOT ELECTRICITY AND RUNNING WATER :wink:

DIDNT WE DO A SPUD PUN THREAD BEFORE :roll:

IHH YOUR GOING TO GET ROASTED OVER THIS
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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

loads of Mancs in the walkabout Angel last night. but more gooners so while the manc game was on it was only fair to remind them who was top of the league
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Post by green gooner »

DB10 is so spot on about the scum "fans" over here :twisted:

I hate ManUre and make no secret of the fact, Spuds fans I don't mind at all to tell the truth because all my hatred is kept for the b*stardhole :lol: ManUre scum :x

I am going over to the clash with ManUre in two weeks time and will hope we turn them over so I can really , really, really enjoy my trip away :P
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rebel gooner wrote:WHERE MORE INTO PASTA'S AND THE LIKE NOW,, VERY COSMOPOLITAN SINCE WE GOT ELECTRICITY AND RUNNING WATER :wink:

DIDNT WE DO A SPUD PUN THREAD BEFORE :roll:

IHH YOUR GOING TO GET ROASTED OVER THIS
Whaaaaat? You've got running water?? You f*cking devil worshipper you! And what's this electricity thing?? Is it like burning timber and the like...? :wink:

LOVE the joke BTW HLEBY!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Although I should be BOILING mad with rage!! You and your half-BAKED notions. :wink: :roll:
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